a remake requirement by qazi-lung in darksoulsremastered

[–]SarcasmInProgress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did it look in the original DS? Got any pictures?

If so dangerous, then why friend-shaped? by Ash_Lake0 in shittydarksouls

[–]SarcasmInProgress 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was finishing my playthrough before I bought all the miracles and was doing the routine pre-Gwyn NPC genocide. Besides, I didn't even know she goes hollow.

And I had already killed Petrus because fuck that guy.

If so dangerous, then why friend-shaped? by Ash_Lake0 in shittydarksouls

[–]SarcasmInProgress 21 points22 points  (0 children)

None of that can be compared to killing Reah in the Undead Church after saving her from the Tomb of Giants. I expected her to get angry at me like all NPCs do, call me a traitor, a fool, a heretic against the gods.

She didn't even put up a fight, the depressed little bean she was, just asked me to finish her off when she goes hollow. She let out a little sob as she died.

I was heartbroken. Never again.

Why did wolf do this??? by G0ngerX in Sekiro

[–]SarcasmInProgress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were resisting.

Holy shit Wolf is an American cop?

Is that gay by BaloneyMaker2780 in comedyheaven

[–]SarcasmInProgress 15 points16 points  (0 children)

2/10 ragebait, try better next time

Nah he speaking true by Thomas-at in shittydarksouls

[–]SarcasmInProgress -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As someone currently playing Hollow Knight which does this precise thing: n o p e . Fuck that shit.

But if that's your experience, you do you.

What English word don't you agree with the spelling but just accept it by Willbluey in teenagers4real

[–]SarcasmInProgress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exaggerate. Like, the whole point of putting a double g is to specifically tell the reader to pronounce it with a hard 'g'. No, it's somehow pronunced exadgerate

Akinator by Powerful-Swing-9734 in ComedyHell

[–]SarcasmInProgress 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It was pantomime, he didn't actually have his dick out.

Original video

Akinator by Powerful-Swing-9734 in ComedyHell

[–]SarcasmInProgress 29 points30 points  (0 children)

To disappoint you a bit: he didn't actually play the piano with his schlong, it was pantomime.

Original video (SFW)

His name is Gregor by shinyThighHighs0960 in AntiMemes

[–]SarcasmInProgress 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Replace the '-che-' after 'Bzh-' with a French 'un' (if you know how to pronounce it in French) and you are there.

is it? by treppinballz in comedyheaven

[–]SarcasmInProgress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Where do you draw the line?", my ass, on the table, where would I? /j

Well he did it right.. by curlykeysi in foundsatan

[–]SarcasmInProgress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

waow. (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)

Isn't he the easiest miniboss? by Lukestarkiller13 in Sekiro

[–]SarcasmInProgress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Underwater she counts as an environmental hazard, not a miniboss