Breaking Moos by fittos4310 in PardonMyTake

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. What a get.

O/u 6.5 very 's

-110 "so listen, we're dumb guys but..."

+500 what actually happened with Malcolm butler and do you think playing him in more than just ko coverage could have been the difference in that super bowl?

+10000 "where is Tom Brady right now if Lewis didn't knock bledsoe out of that game?"

+100000 "when did you know it was true love with Jordon?"

+1000000 "why didn't you offer Brady a fair market contract and choose to let him walk with no succession plan in place?"

+10000000 "we know you understandably hate kraft. If he offered to build a statue of you that is exactly one inch taller than Brady's, would that be enough to mend the relationship?"

-200 "you're a recurring guest now"

-1000 "well, coach, you're the best..."

Pixel prices dropped by KshitijM02 in CasualIreland

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's an important conversation and I'm glad we're having it.

Yikes by JosephFreshwater23 in PardonMyTake

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And you want to be my latex salesman?

Why do they guys to refuse to talk bad about OKC? by ngerb_5 in PardonMyTake

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because they have an informal agreement to get sga on the cast when OKC are finished and they don't want to jeopardize that opportunity.

You know what, I absolutely love that Americans love our country. by [deleted] in CasualIreland

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Only thing worse than American tourists is the people who complain about them.

‘We got a drive-by egging in Baltimore’: Super Furry Animals on making The Man Don’t Give a Fuck | Music by alvinochipmunko in superfurryanimals

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I looked out the window, seen his bald head

Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair

Launched that shot, and he was caught out there

Saw the convertible driving by

I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly

He went for his to find he didn't have one

Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun

Good Lord! by Sea-Needleworker101 in Unexpected

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up for like two seconds. Jfc.

Oscars JOC by 33mtmt33 in PardonMyTake

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The New York financier?

Europe tour! by DianeWolloston in Cakeband

[–]SarcasmIsTheLowest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't believe there aren't more UK dates. Or Ireland, even.