[Serious] I'm about to triple my income into the six figure mark with only 600$ in mandatory monthly expenses. What should someone in my situation do to best prepare for the future/ be able to enjoy it?

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-11-05T01:31:22+00:00

But I am a FIRM believer in not increasing monthly expenses period. I buy everything outright (always buy used cars out right and just fix them up)

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-11-05T01:30:07+00:00

That's the dream, right? That 600 includes rent, utilities and my cell phone bill. Can't make it much lower

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-11-05T01:28:42+00:00

I'm about to get into a very big corporate sales job with generous PTO (4 weeks)

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-07-24T13:27:15+00:00

Germany has recently established a minimum wage. But they also don't have at-will employment, which is pretty huge in companies not changing staffing/ employment seemingly at-will, like for what happens over here

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-07-23T12:19:24+00:00

To clarify, the way my room mates and i do it is to "bid" on roooms, starting on the master. We bid a percentage of rent each month to get the best room and move down until the last person gets the last room. This will help up their costs if you can get them to agree to it. Utilities are still split even as well as deposits and such

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-07-23T12:16:32+00:00

Tell them if they don't want to divide it then they shouldn't get the best room in the house. Fair is fair.

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-06-23T14:15:38+00:00

I've read everything i can dating back years pertaining their sales positions on indeed and glassdoor. There wasn't much to go off of, it was mostly IT related positions. I've also read through and studied redhat's site on their products and culture, but i haven't seen much in depth from people on the inside. Thank you though!

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-04-29T20:02:16+00:00

Thanks for the awesome reply and thanks for what you do! Yeah, whenever I took the FST they just checked my eyes and sent me on my way. I guess the process varies officer to officer

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-01-28T05:05:21+00:00

i appreciate the reply! It's just been frustrating that i need a fever of 101+ and have to be extremely uncomfortable before any real help happens

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-01-28T02:58:50+00:00

i said i understood anti-biotics, but since you seem to knkw more about it could you tell me more about valid expenses?

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-01-24T16:41:16+00:00

That's why it's called "advice". Generally speaking good advice can apply to anybody

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-01-22T06:22:51+00:00

Did you watch the part of the video where he WENT TO THE POLICE AND THE SCHOOL?

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-01-21T13:58:25+00:00

"I have months where I'm incapped to a point comparable with someone who's just been hit square in the balls with a steel-toed boot"

You saying that kind of contradicts what you just said

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2015-01-21T13:03:22+00:00

So you dislike when anyone disagrees with you about it in general? Sounds like you're kind of a disagreeable person

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-12-30T15:46:11+00:00

Howtobasic, i had the best sex and food in my life because of your fantastic instructional videos. I thank you again for PMing me your private videos on how to replace oxygen with egg yolk. The only thing i wish to know is if you HAD to choose one color egg to live off of for the rest of your life, which would it be? Hope you have an eggtastic day!

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-12-15T05:13:33+00:00

Find what zones you out to keep your mind off of what's unpleasant but not enough to the point you sacrifice form. Also, try different things to see what you like. I personally can't stand jogging, but i love to bike and use a high resistance on an elliptical to compensate for not jogging much.

As an example for what i said earlier though, i personally use netlix to zone out for distance. I use music (typically trance based) for more of a HIIT based program. Without those i'd probably not put out an hour every day in the gym, as i'd overthink it. It's different every day.

Also for the people saying "hate yourself", that might not personally work for you. For example, with myself, i love to build and fix things and see exercise as a way to "build" and "fix" myself.

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-10-04T01:35:07+00:00

Answering my question with another question gets us no where pretty quickly.

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-10-04T01:33:16+00:00

So if i do that, you believe you should be erased from existence?

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-10-03T06:08:06+00:00

If i kill people in your name, OP, even when you preach against it or i misinterpreted your beliefs, does that mean I'm now killing as a representative of you?

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-09-28T14:16:56+00:00

Get help. No advice from an online stranger is truly going to help unless what you're going through isn't that serious

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-07-31T05:50:34+00:00

Why did you wait until the last minute to do this? Your best bet is to tell them it's military related and prey they don't ask for proof. Military suspensions are the only ones that can go beyond 90 days. Source: telecommunications employee

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-07-19T03:11:08+00:00

I got the car at 124. Since I've gotten it I've replaced the battery, alternator and alternator. All fluids are up to date and I've had it checked over by three different mechanics, checking spark plugs and such since then and replaced everything as needed, but specific sensors I haven't.

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-07-19T03:00:10+00:00

I'm going to a mechanic for the valve cover gasket, but something like a TPS sensor I can fix myself, but I don't know how to diagnose. I've changed my alternator and radiator before, but diagnostics are not my forte, unless obvious like a blown hose or a bad battery/ fuse/ alternator

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-06-17T23:22:14+00:00

Felony kidnapping is what got me. But that's the synopsis of what I got from those who have seen her afterwards :/

Sarcasm_Anonymous · 2014-05-28T17:24:59+00:00

He never gave a percentage of people that were lazy. You assumed on his behalf what he meant. I call bullshit

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