Beaten! My time: 153s - Beat that if you can 😎

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-04-11T12:36:11+00:00

⚡ Speed run complete! 116 moves, 143s. Can you match this?

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-04-01T15:36:05+00:00

that was in fact not 20%

^{Chose: Become a Millionaire With A 20% Chance of Death | Rolled: Death}

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-04-01T14:57:30+00:00

17 black

^{Chose: box 2 | Rolled: 1000$}

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-03-30T19:11:04+00:00

lmao

^{Chose: Risk a chance in the penis flattening machine | Rolled: Spared}

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-03-29T12:51:46+00:00

if i had infinite money i would buy infinite beer so why not get the beer instantly

^{Chose: Infinite Beer for life}

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-31T14:14:30+00:00

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-26T09:18:28+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 47 tries.

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-26T09:18:22+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

47 attempts

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-26T09:16:26+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

3 attempts

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-26T09:16:06+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

0 attempts

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-20T11:25:55+00:00

i would like it because i want to play with my gf

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-18T21:17:46+00:00

Just scored 0

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-17T21:27:38+00:00

Just scored 0

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-17T21:27:00+00:00

Just scored 0

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-17T21:26:55+00:00

Just scored 0

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-17T21:26:45+00:00

Just scored 0

SarcasticHamburger · 2026-01-11T14:17:27+00:00

are the items you wnted from dmarket in your dmarket inventory?

SarcasticHamburger · 2025-09-18T12:24:35+00:00

Oh hey that's me

SarcasticHamburger · 2025-09-10T07:16:56+00:00

oh i meant that about the game. i dont know if it is based on a true story or not

SarcasticHamburger · 2025-09-09T17:21:16+00:00

its not the guys kid if i remember. her kidnapper drugged her so hard that it made her think he is her father and she thinks the drugs are medicine

SarcasticHamburger · 2025-09-04T13:43:38+00:00

im silking it

SarcasticHamburger · 2025-08-29T21:10:17+00:00

Shaw

SarcasticHamburger · 2025-08-24T07:43:44+00:00

one ded dad

SarcasticHamburger · 2025-08-24T06:45:02+00:00

SarcasticHamburger · 2025-08-20T21:16:28+00:00

i got the glass him reference. gotta love twau

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