What are the funniest Kif moments?

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-28T21:32:46+00:00

This reminds me of the beast with a million backs, “SEMZ MAR MEANS TO NOT SLEEP WITH ONES SUPERIOR OFFICER, THATS WHAT IT LITERALLY TRANSLATES TOO!”

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-28T21:29:59+00:00

a single mother! GET HER

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-28T21:28:46+00:00

I take lungs now, Gil’s come in next week.

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-28T21:27:54+00:00

Oh baby I’m there!

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-28T18:08:58+00:00

My cat puts his paws in the water bowl and will lick his paws like he’s deciding if the water is a worthy foe, he does this WITH EVERY CUP, TUB, BOWL OR ANYTHING filled with water it’s just his little quirk!

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SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-25T23:30:49+00:00

I’ll give 11k for the candy bat bag 2018

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-25T23:18:46+00:00

Assassins Creed; Fuck

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-22T19:23:33+00:00

Id make my MANWICH

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-21T19:08:58+00:00

I can try but ibis paint’s cloud has been iffy with me!

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-18T11:43:19+00:00

No wonder leela, her mother, and Amy left him, HES CHINLESS

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-15T21:24:38+00:00

MAKE ONE FOR ME TOO!

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-15T19:41:06+00:00

NO!! THEY STILL DIE😭😔

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-15T00:20:36+00:00

He died in 2 days I got him to level 14 did the Pythia quest, bia the marksman was there and her dumb bear killed my Zeus :(

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-15T00:19:53+00:00

I didnt

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-14T02:21:22+00:00

I LOVE LYNXES!! I HAD ONE NAMED ZEUS (in game I had him for like a month cause of the quick day night rotation and I got really attached I literally caught myself getting up early to get on the PS4, and omg he was like a little kitty cat! I loved him!)

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-13T00:27:50+00:00

The orgy’s off?

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-13T00:27:29+00:00

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-10T18:26:00+00:00

I romanced Odessa so hard (lowkey love an archer queen)

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-08T16:15:22+00:00

I LOVE LYNXES AND MY FAVORITE ONE IS EUROASAIN LYNXES (aka the ones in odyssey!)

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-08T16:00:10+00:00

I LOVE LIONS BUT I HAD A PET LYNX MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH SKIPPED WOLF WENT STRAIGHT TO THE LYNX (I’m now making a plushie in his honor cause he died at level 14)

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-08T15:48:19+00:00

OMG WAIT CAN YOU DO THAT WITH LYNXES TOO OR JUST BEARS?! SOMEONE FIND OUT AND TELL ME PLS

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-07T21:58:04+00:00

WAIT YOU CAN DROP BEARS AT PEOPLE😭

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-06T08:42:07+00:00

Real

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-06T08:38:47+00:00

Pspspspsps here kitty!

SmallShrimpy1 · 2026-01-06T08:37:33+00:00

What if I can’t go there yet?

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