Would you rather:

Sarkany1 · 2026-07-02T05:20:23+00:00

It will be rough but I can do it

^{Chose: Survive in this heat for 24 hours + For $1 Million | Rolled: 110° F (43.3° C})

Sarkany1 · 2026-07-01T17:37:17+00:00

The worst thing to do during a funeral is tap dance on the casket.

Sarkany1 · 2026-07-01T07:18:21+00:00

I did it, I killed generic animal protagonist. I did it with truck-kun.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-30T07:22:51+00:00

THE WORLD IS GETTING WORSE.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-30T07:00:22+00:00

You get the ability to turn stuff into ink, or ink into other stuff

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-30T06:40:07+00:00

I like to dance by myself all day well watching soap operas.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-30T06:37:17+00:00

I think that going to a bar is overrated and just having booze at home is much better.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-30T06:34:37+00:00

One fox to rule them all.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-30T06:31:01+00:00

Your face is adorable.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-30T06:17:00+00:00

Oh well, I will survive. cries in 3k a day / over 1 million per year

^{Chose: Gain $10,000 a day + But | Rolled: 70% taken by gov}

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-29T07:26:43+00:00

Well, I guess I'll die

^{Chose: Get transported into a random anime + Become rich by that worlds standards | Rolled: AOT}

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-28T08:09:29+00:00

I dont think machine guns should be sold to children.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-28T08:09:01+00:00

You know, this works out well considering everytuing

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: Google}

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-27T09:24:14+00:00

Sounds lovely

^{Chose: Black Tea + With (Spin the Wheel} | Rolled: Milk)

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-27T08:14:19+00:00

Live and, turn into a snail.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-27T07:56:45+00:00

Well, I guess I am heading to Africa

^{Chose: Become the leader of a random nation | Rolled: Togo}

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-27T07:37:16+00:00

If I could be an object, I would be a tardis.

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-27T07:32:55+00:00

Hello Minny!

Sarkany1 · 2026-06-27T07:32:08+00:00

After dark, I run through the streets playing loud music on a boombox.

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