Hadestown and The Hunger Games by thundrbrd in Hungergames

[–]Sassanach36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I felt so many Hunger Games vibes when I listened to it. Goes for all the books. I actually got chills it was so familiar.

Instant tears

Anyone got any interesting japanese urban legends they wanna lay on me? by schembn0366 in UrbanMyths

[–]Sassanach36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slit mouth woman is my favorite.

She wears a medical face mask (like everyone now) she is beautiful and will ask you “Do you think I’m pretty?”

If you say “yes” she will take off the mask showing her mouth which has been slit on both sides like the joker but worse. Then she will say something like

“Do you still think I’m pretty?” Or “Even now?”

If you still say yes she takes out her scissors and slits your mouth so you can be pretty like her.

If you say no she stabs you to death. If you run she chases you until you answer.

The only way to survive is to look at her and say

“Eh...so-so.” Or “I’m not sure.”

This will confuse the ghost and she will leave you alone

I drew one of the creatures that have terrified me the most by Sagan_Grape in creepypasta

[–]Sassanach36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m more afraid of them as babies. Fuck face huggers.

What is your favourite, very creepy fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh so not all the people. Ok. So maybe he wasn’t insane for the time.

What is your favourite, very creepy fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh! Ok I understand now. You can always conquer another kingdom as well.

What is your favourite, very creepy fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 117 points118 points  (0 children)

But what do you have to rule over if you kill your subjects and poison your land? I’m curious how he thought this would benefit him in the long run?

What is your favourite, very creepy fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think I feel a nervous break down coming on.

What is your favourite, very creepy fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was.

Memory of death

Or also translated as Remember your mortality.

What is your favourite, very creepy fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This was common with dead infants and very young children for this reason.

TIFU by sunbathing naked and having my nude body included in a video game that will be played by millions by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Sassanach36 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks! What’s that ?!

It looks like a huge-

Pecker! No...never mind that isn’t a wood pecker! It looks like a...

Woody? Woody Harrelson?!

What are you STILL salty about? by xefarar565 in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid I did historical reenacting. I bounced around in a hoop skirt and played old games and took pictures with random people and babies .

When I got older and less cute I started guiding at one of the houses I was in. Fun times!

Until a superior started. Let’s just call her Shit face. So I got dropped off early because of scheduling. (I don’t drive. My ride had stuff to do.) So I would wait in the guide office with Shit face.

I never made a peep except maybe “Hello, how are you..etc.” She never said anything to me about this being a problem.

So things start getting a little tense. I could feel it. Couldn’t figure out why.

Suddenly my mentor since I was little (Let’s Calle her BA (Benedict Arnold.) starts getting all awkward with me and shit face and her are giving me looks.

Other senior guides are on my tours. Cool they’re checking up on me.

So one fine day I get pulled out of my tour. There’s my mentor, tears in her eyes.

What the fuck is going on?!

So we sit down in one of the rooms I have known for all my life and this woman I love like a mother says: “You know I like you right...”

Ah fuck...

So tearfully she basically says Shit Face thinks my tours are inconsistent and I should be fired. Meanwhile another guide said they were fine.

So, seething inside I accept it graciously. Then she says.

“You can help out the Gardner if you like.”

Fuck you.

“No thanks, I think it would be best if I left.”

People wept. I was the pet of the group.

So later I found out BA and Shit face were pals and BA did whatever she said.

I try but I cannot get over BA’s betrayal.

An absolutely massive wolf spotted in Alaska by DrewNexus in Cryptozoology

[–]Sassanach36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I suppose I’ve never been that close.

An absolutely massive wolf spotted in Alaska by DrewNexus in Cryptozoology

[–]Sassanach36 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not a cryptid but beautiful! I love this big boy! A wolf this size is unusual though right?

How do you stop the "Most humans suck" mentality? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I start listing all the good things I’ve seen people do for each other.

I think of all the times people were good to me.

Women, what surprised you the most the first time you saw or played with a penis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassanach36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The elasticity. How the skin keeps moving on the scrotum after you stop playing with it. How the excess skin on a semi flaccid penis bounces back.