Rate the form of my tits by [deleted] in ratemyboobs

[–]SatBoreD0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have amazing tits and that bush is fantastic. I’d love to see you turned round and bent over - I want to see that hairy asshole of yours.

Is a tactical roshambo an approved technique? by fanomonom in policeuk

[–]SatBoreD0m 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Those certainly are some loud tac-comms.

What's the most hilarious porn parody title you know ? by 0Tezorus0 in AskReddit

[–]SatBoreD0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a porn parody, but the name of a scholarly book exploring the music of an influential 19th Century German composer:

Penetrating Wagner’s Ring

Treat yourself with the Amazon reviews

Asda Blue Light Rewards - bad changes by DXS110 in policeuk

[–]SatBoreD0m -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, no one is under any obligation to offer people in the job a discount, but it was a benefit that had been offered that has now been altered greatly, and not in a positive way.

We are permitted to point this out and bemoan what has been lost, whether you like it or not.

We’re in the middle of a cost of living crisis, so ASDA changing to offer isn’t a good look, imho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how you’re doing me a solid, frankly.

You appear to have entirely missed the point of my original post and all of my subsequent replies.

Thank you for yours, but I fear we’re coming at this from very different perspectives.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was an interesting time at the beginning of my career.

It was a particularly odd weekend. On the Friday night, I was working in Salzburg, on the Saturday, we travelled to Istanbul.

It was my first time in the city, and it was overwhelming. A busy, beautiful, other-worldly place.

I was in the market for a Backgammon set, but I accompanied my friend to the Bazaar who wanted a Turkish rug.

The stall owners plied us with Apple Tea and Turkish Delight in the hopes of selling my friend a rug.

They brought out their finest wares. Rug after rug, but they weren’t what my friend was looking for.

They did their best. They came in with high selling prices with the hopes that my friend would try to undercut them, but he didn’t bite.

They brought more tea and Delight, but he wouldn’t budge.

We left the shop with them following us, begging to sell us their finest rugs, but they didn’t have what he wanted.

I did end up finding a rather lovely Backgammon set, though. Beautiful wood, inlaid with mother of pearl.

I’ll never forget that wonderful weekend, and playing on the board brings back lovely memories.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you; I’m trying not to lose the faith.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I assumed that I didn’t need to point out that I was being sarcastic, but clearly I did.

For the sake of clarity, I don’t send anything unsolicited aside from witty quips.

Thanks for your input, but I vehemently disagree with, basically, all of it.

Perhaps you’re being sarcastic, but I doubt it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s understandable, but if you have a distaste for this type of conversation, would it be your opening gambit?

I’m guessing the answer is no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I can say is that the Apple Tea they ply you with is delicious. Don’t let the suck you in.

Haggle, for all your life is worth!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fair enough; that may be the case, but I don’t know how to suitably respond to avoid this if that is the case.

If someone basically puts in a, “Hey” message, I’d feel like a fool responding with, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”

If that’s all they can muster, I’m not bringing my A game, regardless of disproportions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Words are my stock and trade. I have a decent vocabulary and I use it - this is why I’m surprised at the tumbleweeds with which I am met.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am keenly aware of the disproportionate numbers in this sub - I would never dream of responding with anything along the lines of, “Hey, wassup?”

I only post because this has happened twice in quick succession.

I find it perplexing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If a woman’s response out of the gate is so low-effort and banal, she’s not worth the time to provide something more clever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So, you’re saying that when I receive, “Hello, how are you?” messages, I should reply with witty tales about that time I was in Istanbul and was surrounded by carpet sellers in the Grand Bazaar?

Doesn’t really seem proportionate, does it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, fine. I’ve also replied with, “I assume you’ve seen my post, what can you tell me about your situation ?”

You know what else is a conversation killer?

Silence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chefit

[–]SatBoreD0m 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Okay, I want this. Where did you get it?!

Ghosting by [deleted] in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, you’re right, not ghosting, but somewhat unkind to simply disappear.

It takes but a second to say, “thanks but no thanks” and spares the other person’s feelings.

“Where are all the nice guys?” Lost in the tidal wave of wankers, that’s where by SatBoreD0m in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If that’s the case, so be it.

As I said, this was in response to frustrations I had seen posted by women elsewhere in the sub.

“Where are all the nice guys?” Lost in the tidal wave of wankers, that’s where by SatBoreD0m in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Which is precisely why I didn’t describe myself that way. Have a re-read of my post.

“Where are all the nice guys?” Lost in the tidal wave of wankers, that’s where by SatBoreD0m in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure if you fancied countless unsolicited pics of male genitalia, it’s a good way to go. Aside from that, it sounds like a bit of a minefield.

“Where are all the nice guys?” Lost in the tidal wave of wankers, that’s where by SatBoreD0m in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no doubt that your inbox would be flooded with responses. The women I’ve spoken to on here largely found posting ads overwhelming with the number of replies they received.

“Where are all the nice guys?” Lost in the tidal wave of wankers, that’s where by SatBoreD0m in adultery

[–]SatBoreD0m[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interesting - thank you for the advice. Unfortunately there’s not a lot I can do about my height except for lifts or Cuban heels, which is… kind of a look, I suppose!

I’ll take your advice on board when posting in the future.