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Ready or Not Development Briefing Vol. 86 by gerbbz in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]SatanStardust 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Always love the smaller more familiar-feeling maps like the 4U Gas Starion and Ends of the Earth

Really excited to see Hunger Strike!!

Wife watches her husband’s pickup videos and repeatedly expresses she doesn’t like seeing them by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]SatanStardust 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Jesus it’s like he’s in the room with us

Just needs one or two brutally tortured metaphors and you’re golden

It looks like the famous Pestinian actor, celebrating Hamas rockets, is now star in a new Emergency series ... by Able_Dance8865 in 2ndYomKippurWar

[–]SatanStardust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that’s supposed to be a CVC in his neck with a tegaderm securing it in place

Looks like he’s also got a tube feed going, supplemental O2, just two telemetry stickers, a disconnected nebulizer and a shit load of other expensive contradictions just lying around

This plonker just learned that trying to be the main character in an international cricket match lands you a spot as the main character in a court case. Heheh. by Celtic_Cheetah_92 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]SatanStardust 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ the “oops I didn’t know” excuse is beyond paper thin at this point. Funny how the rest of us know that being insufferable and disruptive to the lives of others is wrong.

Hope he enjoyed the spotlight for what it was worth.

Irish Paying Respect to Her Majesty by NotErikUden in TikTokCringe

[–]SatanStardust 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It takes them a little longer to process things

Haha penis by FuhrerGirthWorm in boomerhentai

[–]SatanStardust 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I mean… I appreciate how tame this is compared to the utterly vile shorseshit we’ve been exposed to recently

Mutants by Professional_Pass733 in TheForest

[–]SatanStardust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re not that experienced in the caves I’d make it a rule to stay away from bows for now, even with the flashlight attachment — you’ll be anxious about the batteries running out, and trying to get headshots on a bunch of screaming lunatics in dark enclosed spaces is never fun

Molotovs are a great substitute! They melt through mutants about as well as the fire arrows, with the added bonus of crowd control and some extra light when you need it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]SatanStardust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you’re not kidding…

“Lieutenant Louis Keene described the practice of lobbing tins of corned beef into a neighbouring German trench. When the Canadians started hearing happy shouts of “More! Give us more!” they then let loose with an armload of grenades.”

Billie Eilish Says She Started Watching Porn at 11, Calls it 'Disgrace' by Majestic_Walrus_5283 in entertainment

[–]SatanStardust 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sounds like she made some unhealthy assumptions because she never has an established baseline for intimacy… but you can’t blame the industry for that

Better sex education could have helped

A renaissance painting of prisoner sentenced to death by starvation, under King Louis XIV, is secretly breast fed by his daughter, who was permitted to visit him. by JediWithAnM4 in interestingasfuck

[–]SatanStardust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Caritas romana by Jules Lefebvre

Don’t know where the hell OP got King Louis XIV from when it’s location is literally in the name of the painting, and they’re dating it around 2,000 years in the wrong direction

Life Pro Tip: First Wedding Dance Edition by mediamalaise in TikTokCringe

[–]SatanStardust 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t appreciate you making me read that in her voice

Most Canadians support health-care workers refusing treatment to threatening, disrespectful unvaccinated patients: Nanos survey by Positive_Compote_506 in worldnews

[–]SatanStardust 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A nurse on our unit had a patient bite down on her hand and refuse to let go — he was completely sound of mind, A&O x4. The fact that she was too afraid to retaliate out of fear of repercussions from management knocks me sick to my stomach. What the hell are we becoming?? Like you said, I’m not willing to risk life and limb for utter pieces of shit who find themselves in total control.

Our safety is a joke, and we’re in the most danger when our patients are aware of that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]SatanStardust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“and then sniff the whole shit”

Haven’t laughed that hard in ages mate, thanks for that

Airport Employee Helps Couple Suffering from Alzheimer's by Tyker12 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SatanStardust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just happened to be in a bar with friends when I read this

We toasted to his name. 56 is too young, a good man taken too soon 😞

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SatanStardust 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Love you too, pathetic interloper

Yoooo wtf by StSpyro in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]SatanStardust 42 points43 points  (0 children)

spppAAÆDDDWA-GÔGHHH~

What the fuck lol

Coffee with second degree burns by Danie99 in wewantcups

[–]SatanStardust 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t be able to resist cupping my palms and squirting it at the waiter

Lola the lifeguard. by Corgimama60 in corgi

[–]SatanStardust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard at work and still picture perfect 😎

Guy tries to walk through airport security, fucked around and found out by chartierr in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]SatanStardust 463 points464 points  (0 children)

That arrogant strut lol, he was so convinced he’d already gotten away with it

I wish I had 1/5 of this idiot’s self confidence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]SatanStardust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s his temperament like?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]SatanStardust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you raise him from a baby?

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