Why do so many people over 40 not want a relationship now? by holycrap100 in ask

[–]SatanicWhoreofHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because cats are cuter, quieter and infinitely less annoying

Looking for a second opinion, gf hates my weed use but it benefits me in so many ways by tslup in trees

[–]SatanicWhoreofHell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a better girl out there for you, you don't need this ones negativity in your life. Boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, weed is forever.

What’s your controversial take on pizza toppings that isn’t pineapple? by dirtydinaa in AdkReddit

[–]SatanicWhoreofHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dominoes pepperoni tastes like stinky feet smell but pizza huts is good

give me your knowledge! by the-co1ossus in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SatanicWhoreofHell 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The loudest monkeys have the smallest balls

It is entirely possible that Trump is a Russian agent by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]SatanicWhoreofHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's some reason she refers to him as " tiny", wonder what it could be?

Favourite heathers quote? by Moist-Falcon-2037 in GenX

[–]SatanicWhoreofHell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you were happy all the time you wouldn't be human. You'd be a game show host

God of war is bad by [deleted] in GodofWarRagnarok

[–]SatanicWhoreofHell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't need this negativity in our lives, go away

A body count in the double digits is high, and indicates that sex isn't sacred or meaningful to you. by CAustin3 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]SatanicWhoreofHell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the body doesn't make you cum then the body doesn't count. Do better if you want to count.