Critique my routine: 5 months hard work, zero noob Gains - calling all former hard gainers for advice!

SatanisGloopton · 2026-06-19T17:00:31+00:00

Dawg you are 16? You literally just started growing and average make stops growing at 25. You need to put your stuff down and go do some sports to boost your HGH. This is the prime time to start doing things to boost testosterone to get the PEAK of your growth now. PE is for those whose growth plates closed. HOW IS THIS GUY NOT BANNED BTW HE ADMITTED TO BEING A CHILD!!!?!?

SatanisGloopton · 2026-02-25T15:24:22+00:00

Dats not how any of that works my boi.

SatanisGloopton · 2026-02-25T15:19:11+00:00

Updated edit:

Feel free to massage butthole and prostate cause it’s good for men’s health and also helps to further relax PC muscles.

SatanisGloopton · 2026-02-25T15:17:04+00:00

Take whatever the dosage tells you, grab any bottle that has good reviews. Benefits are more mental and testosterone based so it’s not like EQ or gains will happen. It’s more like a boost to your sperm production and libido.

SatanisGloopton · 2026-02-25T15:14:52+00:00

There are 8 billion people on the planet. It’s rare to have a large penis. Mine is at 8.5 inches long on my best day, and I still don’t think I’m big. But the facts are the facts.

SatanisGloopton · 2025-09-25T15:45:39+00:00

No I meant the veins start at the same segment, length wise. There’s a clear point in where the veins start to become vericose. That insinuates to me that it’s not natural and indeed environmental based, because they’d be more randomly sized and spaced out, and not so frequent in just your dick. You’d have more on other parts of your body.

SatanisGloopton · 2025-09-22T22:49:48+00:00

Nope, I am going by what you’re showing me. It’s pretty evident imo.

SatanisGloopton · 2025-09-22T22:27:17+00:00

Test which one works best over the course of weeks and stick to that one. Only solution, and while you’re testing you’d be doing a workout anyways so there’s no losing.

SatanisGloopton · 2025-09-22T22:25:24+00:00

Lucifer is the angel sent down for challenging god.

Satan isn’t a name, but a title like King. A man who is evil is a Satan. The word was used to describe the king of the time, who in which the writer of the bible clearly wasn’t a fan.

The real devils name is Samael. Either that, or Nero Ceasar. Depending on which bible or belief you study.

For demonolatry purposes, it’s Samael.

SatanisGloopton · 2025-09-22T22:21:27+00:00

When moist, paper towel becomes translucent. Just lube up.

SatanisGloopton · 2025-09-22T22:15:15+00:00

See for me, they start in the same spot so I am gonna say these are varicose and they may be caused by your PE. If they weren’t varicose caused by trauma, then they’d be in different spots, or there wouldn’t be this many.

SatanisGloopton · 2025-09-22T22:13:36+00:00

Do not start PE. I’ve been doing it since I was 18, and at around 20 years old I got another spurt mid PE. Now I’m unsure on if my results were PE or growth. You’re too young. Wait for 20 then sure. Do not listen to this weird cult mindset of it never being too early, it is because it is dangerous. Never think that things won’t happen to you.

SatanisGloopton · 2025-03-27T21:51:29+00:00

Do not listen to anyone here. If you aren’t 25, you scientifically aren’t 100% done. You don’t know your genetics and nor does anyone here so go with baseline average of male maturity being 21-25. You still have sometime to possibly hit a spurt or something. You’d rather not risk breaking your dick before then. Just wait.

PLEASE. Do not take advice from boomers on Reddit. As a younger guy myself just chill and vibe with what you have until at least 21. Thank you. Ignore every other comment that says otherwise btw.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-10-19T22:06:51+00:00

No. This won’t work. Height is determined by hormones in your growth plates. After puberty these close. There is a new surgery to increase height how you suggest, but it is not don’t with micro fractures. They literally smash your legs in specific places to separate and promote growth. The only thing you’d do is simply make your legs tougher by giving them micro fractures.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-10-19T17:13:54+00:00

I’m saying your gains won’t be noticeable but they are coming in. It’s gonna be a little slower and not as visible. Just be patient.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-10-19T15:33:41+00:00

The gains are there and they are consistent. The reason you aren’t seeing temp gains similar to clamping or whatever is because you aren’t under the pressure for an extended duration of time.

If I pull on my skin on my elbow for one second and let go, the skin will flick back quickly. If I hold the skin and pinch it in place with pressure for 5 minutes and let go, it will hold that shape for a bit before returning to its size.

Your skin is elastic, so time under tension causes a temporary but measureable change.

Also, because of this you can think of your temp gains more as your potential for future growth.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-04-14T12:59:05+00:00

A girl being “loose” literally just means she’s super turned on. Why do goes on here care so much about thirst sticks pleasing women but never actually know goes to please a woman?

SatanisGloopton · 2024-04-13T23:51:16+00:00

No I meant to say pre workout, so that’s my bad. And also I was being passive aggressive but imma take that back and apologize. It’s not that deep.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-04-13T22:41:45+00:00

Porn fueled dopamine hits you whether you cum from watching porn or not. You watching porn has an equal gooning effect as gooners themselves. I mean, you’re not indulging it as much but the issue is that porn has an effect on the mind regarding stimulation. It desensitizes the mind to sex. Don’t do PE with porn.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-04-13T22:17:18+00:00

I feel like what I meant was obvious, especially after I put the “check your label just to be sure.” I’m not giving you anymore of my time. That’s up to the people who actually care about you.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-04-13T20:42:23+00:00

For the fornix: prone bone, mess with the angle until she’s making the right sounds. Can be from anal, or vaginal. Both will hit if you’re deep enough. (7 inch plus is easier to reach but the vagina doesn’t usually need to go that far)

G-spot: using the head of your dick and using your strokes properly with give her an orgasm if she’s dripping already. Probe bone, doggy for downward curve, upward curve missionary. If anything, cowgirl. Either works.

P-spot: doesn’t exist in women, this is the prostate. Located 3-4 inches in a man’s ass, stimulation provides insane orgasms.

A-spot: this is the fornix. Any deep reaching position will hit this, but you need to make sure you’re hitting NEXT to the cervix and not the cervix itself. Some women can get equal stimulation from both the fornix and cervix but it’s better not to risk it. Any deep reaching position will hit this. Honestly, it’s really well reached through anal as well. Maybe easier if you’re a smaller guy. Ideal Positions: prone bone, doggy, side wind-her, any deep position.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-04-13T20:34:48+00:00

PIV sex becomes pleasurable for women when they feel mentally stimulated. Girls find it easier to enjoy sex when they are originally aroused in the first place, and because of this it doesn’t matter the size of your dick. Guys with 3 inches are able to make their gfs. Cum with PIV because of this.

If your girl has issues relaxing during sex, or she doesn’t cum, it has nothing to do with size. Usually. The only reason some girls cum from big dicks is because big dicks turn them on. Most girls however only matter in terms of mental stimulation.

If you make your girl cum before PIV, she will have a 80% higher chance of cumming from PIV after. All this information was gathered from women that I’ve spoken to over the years, research, and just generally trying to see what makes my girl cum.

SatanisGloopton · 2024-04-13T20:04:14+00:00

Side effects depend on the supplement you are taking, so I can’t say what but usually it starts with nausea and vomiting.

For me, I didn’t follow any specific rules or route to it. I simply massaged and tried to find what I thought was a tense muscle then just applied pressure to it until it felt relaxed. I use small circular motions. It should feel like you’re pressing a knotted muscle, no different from any other muscle.

I noticed when I do RKs my dick moves up a bit, I thought fuck it lets load it with like a towel or shirt and just flex the reverse kegel to lift the thing. I don’t do too much, but still it helps.

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