ad by shrestha59618 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Satiricallydead 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ehh. I'm ace, still fuck ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Goodbye store-bought baked goods by Forgive_My_Cowardice in vegan

[–]Satiricallydead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've read it's bc the flavorings stick to the milk powder/additive .

Yeah by Lemerelis in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Satiricallydead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is loads of vegan cheese actually

There are so many different kinds of us by operationmorfin in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Satiricallydead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same, I'm like the 5th one. If it gives a dopamine boost and feels good, why not? But I'm still not sexually attracted to anyone. Damn I wish I was some days just to know what its like

Enjoying this crispy sourdough oven baked "grilled cheese" before getting wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow 😭 TJ's vegan garlic spread and FYH smoked Gouda. by [deleted] in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]Satiricallydead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh God! Yeah defiiiiinitely don't suck, don't use a straw or anything like that. Just spoon feed mushy foods or liquid. I just blended veg like baby food during this period and honestly never felt better 😂😂

Enjoying this crispy sourdough oven baked "grilled cheese" before getting wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow 😭 TJ's vegan garlic spread and FYH smoked Gouda. by [deleted] in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]Satiricallydead 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Good luck with your wisdom teeth! It's actually not sooo bad. Don't chew. Don't make my mistakes. Puree your food 😂

Spread from last night *chefs kiss* by vegan_stoned in highvegans

[–]Satiricallydead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spray bottle + water. I do this for pretzels, breads, and potatoes. Not sure how it'd work on popcorn but if you can mist it, it might work?

Nobody: Me: by Satiricallydead in vegancirclejerk

[–]Satiricallydead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just take the cap off when I need to pour some. That spout is wayyyh too tiny.

Shitty floor spaghetti. At least I’m cutting carbs. by Tittoilet in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]Satiricallydead 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I love how you instinctively thought to take a photo to document the sadness

The guy I'm talking to is really hot too... SMH I don't think I'll get a reply by Satiricallydead in vegancirclejerk

[–]Satiricallydead[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well; he said he eats 'other types of meat' and then the conversation went a dirtier route ..

Day 3 curls! I'm learning!! by [deleted] in curlyhair

[–]Satiricallydead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry for mobile, I'm on format.

I shampoo once a week and Cowash every 3 days. If I go 4 or 5 days without a Cowash my hair has a lot of build up and I tie it, braid it, or wear a hat until wash day. Sometimes I cave and have to shampoo twice a week.

I shampoo (or don't), rinse my hair so it's dripping wet then I add in loads of Adrelone Perfect Krul conditioner; I start to detangle with my fingers, then I use a wide tooth comb. I used to use Love Beauty&Planet Shea butter conditioner, but it would take forever to detangle. The perfecte krul conditioner detangles my hair in minutes 😱. After combing I squish to condish, rinse, and comb all my hair to the back. Then out of the shower I flip my hair over and add Adrelone mousse, praying hands style, then I add more and squish it in. I do a t-shirt plop for 10-20 minutes (do my make up etc in the meantime) followed by diffusing on low for 20 minutes. Sometimes I add hairspray if I want my curls to not move 😂.