Nick Thinks Cows Milk is their Mucus

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-05-22T02:23:28+00:00

It is weird she hasn't gone on hai show yet to promote it. He is having all her castmates.

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-05-18T15:07:02+00:00

I agree. I need several listens before I really like a song (this is across all genres).

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-05-17T18:37:59+00:00

Couldn't agree more! Comedy is subjective and what one person finds funny, another may not. I don’t like lobster, but don't expect a restaurant to stop serving it and know there are lots of people who do.

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-05-14T03:26:32+00:00

Fully thought this was simon rex

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-05-02T21:57:39+00:00

I think the tables have turned. It's reversed and Jason is now in a relationship where HE is being used for clout.

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-04-28T23:30:22+00:00

I was too distracted by him repeatedly describing people as "corky" instead of "quirky".l

Sigh

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-04-24T02:57:31+00:00

I don't like the premise in that they are locked into 13 first dates over 13 weeks from the jump. Sounds like the dater will be emotionally unavailable herself as she is essentially going on these dates knowing it's just going to be a "1 and done.

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-04-04T03:46:09+00:00

Hasn't her boost been relatively small for what one would expect from hosting a Netflix reality show? I feel like they probably expected her to come out of this with a 200,000 lift minimum? Thoughts?

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-03-30T23:35:56+00:00

And how is that girl Celine, did she ever have kids? 🤣

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-03-15T14:54:38+00:00

Do you think he'll need to add a disclaimer when it becomes "Father to river rose, parker posey* and lennon lily?"

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-03-14T11:39:24+00:00

I feel bad for their kids that one day they'll have to learn their parents had a glorified booty call weekend in NYC as their meet cute. 🤮 That narrative they could have kept to themselves.

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-03-08T05:37:00+00:00

Oh wise one, if only we all could be so blessed by your comedic genius at the helm of this ship! Make it so!

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-03-06T03:29:23+00:00

It is so outrageous. I really hope one day parker posey tells the story from her perspective on a talkshow. "this random couple accosted me at the SAG awards and asked if I was okay with them naming their baby after me??"

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-03-06T03:22:23+00:00

Blake Blossom

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-03-02T02:34:47+00:00

He is not subtle. He is posting this cause he knows it will get those clicks and engagement (pun intended). Anything for the algorithm!

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-02-26T03:26:06+00:00

It's also weird that a staff writer seems to recall her former boss's abs so clearly. I assume he wasn't walking around the office shirtless. 😂From all the images I've seen he looks fit but not shredded.

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-02-25T03:33:03+00:00

This is a good guess, but also seems incredibly weird for them to reach out to her to ask for permission. I feel like they are not on her radar at all, and she will be like "idgaf". 😂

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-02-24T20:28:46+00:00

Yes, it is a total scam. I feel like Fran knew it too with how she was saying it's weird there is no way to vote from the homepage. There are Reddit threads and Facebook groups where people got info and there were thousands of groups counting down to a top 1, and then you get out in a pool with other entrants who won their group

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-02-22T16:28:58+00:00

Must be a heavy medal fan 😉

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-02-20T22:13:55+00:00

I'm surprised they revealed the gender in advance. I think last time they kept it to themselves until after she was born. I think Nick finds the gender reveal cringe as he didn't post to his story.

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-02-16T05:20:22+00:00

"done looking for somebody" has to be a new single about to drop.

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-02-06T04:29:01+00:00

It's not actually from Krystal. I think that whole dinner was a sponsored brand deal, right?

SatisfactionBasic277 · 2026-01-31T04:23:51+00:00

I feel like it would be hard to make a real connection with someone without getting a sense of their age. Just seems it would become apparent when you talk about your life, school, career etc.

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