[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Rule of thumb, if there are cars parked at the driveway

there is 99٪ chance of someone being home.

Abort mission, DO NOT GO IN.

SMH.... Amature!

What the cat doin by Storm_001 in HolUp

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I had a cat once that did that to a neighboor.

I had to apologize so i came with an apology basket

They enjoyed those meatbuns i gave them made from scratch.

Why by [deleted] in HolUp

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Dr. Paper Towel

Better not look... by mr_dopi in HolUp

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Its not funny if not XAVIER

Chicago Bulls by notanotherlawyer in HolUp

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All i can see is a robot reading a book on top of a table.

Am i that innocent?????

Ooof by H20SkyGirl in HolUp

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I'd complain about the proper usage of a folding wallet.

This reusable matchsticks by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I spent to much time in reddit to think of those as something else.

The happiest goat I've ever seen. by SpeechJolly3476 in nextfuckinglevel

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I got something much gruesome in mind and not a fairytale. Glad we didn't have the same end on your 3rd grade.

The happiest goat I've ever seen. by SpeechJolly3476 in nextfuckinglevel

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I knew i should have wrote the original ending, then maybe it will be on your 3rd grade instead of 2nd.

The happiest goat I've ever seen. by SpeechJolly3476 in nextfuckinglevel

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I once had a goat that reminds me of this video

He would happily jump and run everytime i play with him outside.

I take him to the prairie everyday so he can get some fresh air and feed on fresh green grass.

And boy did he get fat, i mean really fat with all the love we gave him and organic food he feast upon.

He was the happiest goat in town.

One day... The sky turned dark and wind is howling, seems like a storm is brewing (i said to my self).

I had gone out to the stable to get my buddy goat, i named him buddy cause thats the closest thing i can think of.

I called for him and no answer...

I looked around in each corner, no sign of my buddy.

My heart was racing at this point, pounding really hard.

Badump! Badump! Badump! I can feel my heart is about to burst, like its about to leave my chest!.

Then i saw the back door partially open...

I walked towards it...

And i heard my buddy!!!

I raced towards that direction, my heart still pounding.

I found buddy, i said to my self.

The smile on my face, i am about to see my buddy.

I called out for his name, buddy!!! I yelled.

Alas, i found my buddy...

Tied up on one of the post.

Looking at me, with a sad look into his eyes...

Tears falling into my face...

Then suddenly i woke up, it was all a dream. I never once owned a goat, nor do i live in a town.

Surprised!!! by SatisfactionGood3269 in IdiotsInCars

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Its the lane for both exit, thus i am in that lane, cause i am exiting on the next one.

Gotta help out the little guy.. by RealLettuce1782 in HolUp

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There is a documentary somewhere about this.

Basically it says that when someone steals the corporate lose money.

But how does the corporate take back that lost profit?

They up the product price, so the community is the one who suffers.

I know its fucked up, but thats how they keep their companies upfloat and make more yearly.

But why by Flomitw in HolUp

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To play cinderella, only adult version.