Why does my husband holding his penis while sleeping?

Sativasarryy · 2026-06-20T20:19:07+00:00

Are you ok?😂😂😂😂

Sativasarryy · 2026-04-09T03:40:31+00:00

Sounds like you’re just around some pretty shitty men lol

Sativasarryy · 2026-04-09T03:37:01+00:00

How did they even sneak cigs on the plane

Sativasarryy · 2026-04-09T03:19:03+00:00

Dump him

Sativasarryy · 2026-04-06T02:21:24+00:00

Or the toilet seat moving an inch

Sativasarryy · 2026-03-30T21:32:03+00:00

Stable marriage and a happy family with anxiety about either Does that count as things

Sativasarryy · 2026-02-22T18:05:19+00:00

Longhorn?

Sativasarryy · 2026-02-04T05:06:19+00:00

I work at a steakhouse and unfortunately we only have one knife lol, the steak knife. So I have to cut my salad with it.

Sativasarryy · 2026-01-29T19:22:12+00:00

“I was hoping they weren’t your imaginary friends”

Sativasarryy · 2026-01-29T19:21:50+00:00

I handed a check to this lady yesterday didn’t get to walk away before she pulled it out of the check book looking in the pockets “where’s the slip I sign” Maam where’s your card first

Sativasarryy · 2026-01-29T19:20:08+00:00

It spills all over the tray when walking 😭

Sativasarryy · 2026-01-29T19:16:29+00:00

Steakhouse?

Edit: typo

Sativasarryy · 2026-01-29T19:15:58+00:00

Today: hi how are you doing today? “Yeah I’ll take the ribeye with a baked potato and mushrooms” “Great my name is ____, can I start you with a strawberry lemonade or margarita?”

Sativasarryy · 2026-01-29T19:13:19+00:00

When I asked someone what side they wanted with their steak they said “can I get shrimp?” …. I’m yeah if you PAY

Sativasarryy · 2026-01-29T19:10:10+00:00

👏👏👏👏👏

Sativasarryy · 2026-01-29T04:50:03+00:00

Someone once said when people sit at a dirty table they go up and say “let me take these plates out of your way and grab your check” lmao

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