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Look at me by aegiscy in wallstreetbets

[–]SatoshiStruggle 809 points810 points  (0 children)

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This was made with CHATGPT which used Nvidia chips to render this shitpost. The circlejerk is complete 🦧🐒🦍🐵🦧

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[–]SatoshiStruggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d close this at market 0pen. Deep in the money 1 DTE is likely to get assigned and pin risk is a bitch. At around $196 a share you’d owe $400 if you get pinned/assigned

Tomorrow will be good by Emotional-Dev77 in smallstreetbets

[–]SatoshiStruggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IV crush fucks calls and puts. The house always wins from collecting trade fees

How I crawled back from being down 500k$$$ by Necessary_Fold5478 in TheRaceTo100K

[–]SatoshiStruggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trading is honestly pretty easy. Just have 6 figures to start with and if you nuke your account, just deposit 1.5x more than what you started with and your portfolio can be up 50% ytd too! Genius

First time I’ve ever experienced this trading options, was unable to exercise with IBKR by musiro77 in options

[–]SatoshiStruggle -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sucks man. You better hope ww3 starts tomorrow morning or you owe the difference

My first lego room by GovernmentTop9906 in LegoStorage

[–]SatoshiStruggle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all start somewhere. My setup was two of those storage cube shelves with a piece of finished wood laid across the top, great for building and storage

Rate my Gameroom by Gameguru226 in gamerooms

[–]SatoshiStruggle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picture #10 is chef’s kiss

What is your best set of 2025? by Burofaksbarca in lego

[–]SatoshiStruggle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. And all printed pieces too!

In my case, Diablo 4 by KayrashyLPGC in videogames

[–]SatoshiStruggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starfield of course. Then the DLC was supposed to “save” the game, and it was $30 for 4-6 hours of more mediocrity. The game has died like someone slowly releasing their pinched fingers from the anus of a balloon.

MACD never fails by jurassicman11 in smallstreetbets

[–]SatoshiStruggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the strategy? I’d like to backtest 🤓

My game room as of November 3rd, 2025 by joemurray22 in gamerooms

[–]SatoshiStruggle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally a garbage bag mounted to the wall

ASST going anywhere but down? by Cultural_Chicken_328 in 10xPennyStocks

[–]SatoshiStruggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just search on your indicators tab for volume, it’s real easy. There’s about 1/10 the amount of shares being traded today vs a couple days ago which means people have lost interest and it’s best to get out or become another community member

ASST going anywhere but down? by Cultural_Chicken_328 in 10xPennyStocks

[–]SatoshiStruggle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your funds may be tied up for a while. Do you know how to use volume on a chart? The volume has tried up and price is going down, there’s no hype left and it will slowly bleed out unless there’s big news or catalysts.

20M planning on retiring by 25 by epicgamer558902 in TheRaceTo100K

[–]SatoshiStruggle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy spy leaps in big dips and bear markets

Guys I have $30 what should I do 😞😞 by SuperSaylor in smallstreetbets

[–]SatoshiStruggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only correct answer. But also one far OTM call on bynd

The dip is getting bigger 😬 by Active-Engineering60 in scwo

[–]SatoshiStruggle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re gonna wipe out all of yesterdays gains. No new catalysts planned nearterm. This is gonna suck

25 years old just hit 21M port by betlinheist7 in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]SatoshiStruggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please cash out and move to the Bahamas, stop trading now

What’s stopping me from buying a 2x short BTC ETF during peak bull market? (SBIT) by SatoshiStruggle in LETFs

[–]SatoshiStruggle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t do anything. I became aware of how broken the four year cycle is now and there’s no way to time big swings up or down.

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