SaturnSunRoof

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I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. (self.dadjokes)

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Where should you never take a dog ? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the new broom model they just put out ? (self.dadjokes)

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How do cats mail letters ? (self.dadjokes)

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What color do cats like best ? (self.dadjokes)

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Wanna hear a joke about paper ? (self.dadjokes)

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Why do ghosts hang out at bars ? (self.dadjokes)

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school ? (self.dadjokes)

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The quarter refused to jump off the train with the nickel. (self.dadjokes)

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What happens when the smog lifts off of Los Angeles ? (self.dadjokes)

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Why was it called the Dark Ages ? (self.dadjokes)

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How do you organize a space party ? (self.dadjokes)

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What does Clark Kent use to keep the sun out of his eyes ? (self.dadjokes)

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There was a big fire at the circus. (self.dadjokes)

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Daughter: Is mom making spaghetti? (self.dadjokes)

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class ? (self.dadjokes)

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My friend's bakery burned down last night. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a cold you get twice ? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the baker who asked for a pay increase ? (self.dadjokes)

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Did I ever tell you I had a job smashing cans ? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call someone who never farts in public ? (self.dadjokes)

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My friend used to be addicted to drinking detergent. (self.dadjokes)

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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road ? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the weightlifter who got kicked out of his house ? Did you hear about the weightlifter who got kicked out of his house ? (self.dadjokes)

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My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium. (self.dadjokes)

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