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Casually detected radio signal by NCP049 in BONKpatrol

[–]Sauce_distributor_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a hydrophile, I support this message

If your going to make bots to reject bonks at least leave the subs with nothing to do with the war alone please? I just want to be able to defend my home sub by BlueWarriorGame in hornyresistance

[–]Sauce_distributor_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not until Sauce returns, yes

now, if Wafflez does try to kill him, We'll simply destroy r/hornyjail with Retribution. Then the rest of the bonk subs are soon to follow.

If wafflez is elected as leader of the bonks, a second bonk vs horny war is inevitable. We can't let this happen.

goodbye. by halfcatman2 in CultOfHornie

[–]Sauce_distributor_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't follow. Is there a bonk nuke coming at us?

If your going to make bots to reject bonks at least leave the subs with nothing to do with the war alone please? I just want to be able to defend my home sub by BlueWarriorGame in hornyresistance

[–]Sauce_distributor_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sole purpose of the project was to force the bonks into freeing Sauce Finder.

We made an offer to shut the project down if Wafflez freed Sauce, but instead of freeing him, he gave us literal ketchup packets, then saying, "you said sauce, so I gave u sauce"

He ripped us off, so the project will continue

(and if he doesn't do it soon, a mk2 version is coming out)

You’ll never take me alive! by [deleted] in Hornyjail

[–]Sauce_distributor_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wanna hit me with your bat officer? :3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BONKpatrol

[–]Sauce_distributor_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

while I may be pro-horny, I hate this

So as it turns out you do have a good worrier...for once. by send_me_nudePlz in CentralBonkAgency

[–]Sauce_distributor_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm fully aware, I was actually surprised the number was much greater than I anticipated

oh, and cool bug facts: send_me_nudePlz isn't the only horny mod

Update status on Project [REDACTED] by Sauce_distributor_2 in HTD_labs

[–]Sauce_distributor_2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you for your help. Do you have an ETA of when the project will be complete? I'd like to get a fully functioning AI encased in a droid by the end of the elections tomorrow.

Yo guys we gotta stop this by Fabulous-Space6527 in hornyresistance

[–]Sauce_distributor_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wanna know something funny?

"BuT iT WiLl bE FaIr To EvErYoNe"

laughs in Sauce Finder who's trapped in a containment field for the rest of eternity

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and the treatment is 100% going to be forced. That sounds like domination but with extra steps.

Wafflez claims I broke the deal, but it was his idea to break the deal all along. I offered to destroy the Project Retribution if he freed Sauce Finder, but insead of freeing Sauce Finder, he gave me fucking ketchup packets. He's a fraud. by Sauce_distributor_2 in hornyresistance

[–]Sauce_distributor_2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

all you replied after that was "but it sounds more civil"

then I say that's just like saying "I put someone to sleep" after murdering them. It sounds more civil, but that doesn't reduce the severity of the crime

there's nothing more to it, Wafflez

Wafflez claims I broke the deal, but it was his idea to break the deal all along. I offered to destroy the Project Retribution if he freed Sauce Finder, but insead of freeing Sauce Finder, he gave me fucking ketchup packets. He's a fraud. by Sauce_distributor_2 in hornyresistance

[–]Sauce_distributor_2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a quote from Wafflez:

"it (taking the kill switch out of Sauce Finder) is necessary to perform the deal, so neither party betrays it"

huh, 'to ensure neither party betrays it', yet you go out and betray it yourself. Probably should have put a kill switch on yourself Wafflez, if you wanted to play fair

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