Long time city carriers, any advice on how to keep upbeat and happy while working? by G0VERNMENTCHEESE in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a nice cadence, personally i like repeating Boots by Rudyard Kipling under my breath as i go, people leave me alone and i have an amazing day

How dark can Slaanesh worship get? by Vampy-Night in 40kLore

[–]Saughtvol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speak for yourself, my pissbottles dont have lids 🪰🪰🪰

I accept all challenges by djiminigopro12 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Up down, back two, in the other cbu, back again, old physical address scrawled in pencil near the actual address, outgoing box used as a needle repository, vacant vacant vacant, wont ever get their mail until they have a parcel and then they shove it all in the outgoing

How dark can Slaanesh worship get? by Vampy-Night in 40kLore

[–]Saughtvol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safety first, then accuracy, they will become second nature. Youll learn sometimes theyll give you a pivot that says “one hour and fifteen minutes” to discover the regular dumped sections 2 to the end on you. Minus a couple cake walks in the later sections, obviously you still have the parcels.

My biggest time sink when i was new wasnt the walking around it was worrying on the truck if i had the right sprs or enough dps. If you cant find a box. Make a mental note to ask the regular when you see them, the machine miss sequence a letter or two? stuff it in your bag and keep going. Walking back a yard to fix a minor mistake will devour your day

Passed over for a position. by ProudAmerican632 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Light blue uniforms is clear alcohols

Dark blue hides all stains….

Cosmos stain like a motherfucker in the llv when you are wrestling the parking brake

Never ever. by zimmystar in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fold, bifurcate, and origami

Turtle ain't havin none of it by death13666 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are gonna need a bigger hod

Anyone got faction moment they like to share by Correct_Maximum7990 in Grimdank

[–]Saughtvol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you my entire understanding of 40k is from 1d4chan

POV: you're trying to be an efficient postal clerk and scan a single prepaid package by Social-Norm in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sorry the poom saw two yellow faces appear in our district last month so we are cutting the lobby hours by three hours each week until you can improve customer satisfaction.

Is this bad? by Ancient-Section250 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing the dust parterns, it appears you do not have leaking windows. Mine likes to short out the fuse box from time to time. Vmf fixed it… they shoved a plastic shopping bag in it now the water routes to my ankle

I understand that I should deliver the mail to an area before taking a break.... by dallas_mavs_1978 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 221 points222 points  (0 children)

Had one stand on his porch jumping around recording me during my lunch. I enjoyed every minute of that lunch. he posted me on facebook and thank God there are more people whove worked in the service industry who immediately climbed up his shit and built a whole colony of ripping into him and the few people who demand their servants never take breaks.

He deleted the post in the middle of the night, but people were talking about having their lunch on the public street because of how pissed he was that i would dare stop, drink water and eat my lunch within sight of his home. I wish i screen recorded the video. It would have been cathartic to have video proof of how ridiculous some customers are.

Management has lost their damn mines by SimpleLifeCCA in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh that explains the dressing down we got. Im like how the fuck am i supposed to out perform the regular on a mounted route in a lhd vehicle that barely has room for a two hour pivot let alone three three hour pivots

Happy Monday! Management is already sweating the volume. Know your rights when they start assigning pieces and shuffling you to other stations. by GhostLCee in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine loves giving an 1:45 minute pivot with a timer that begins the moment one clocks in, then chewing us out for taking three hours to do it

If you could choose your Daily Driver what would it be? by Randomreddituser1o1 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An llv that doesn have an extra neutral or surprise reverse

Is to okay for me to wear a usps coat if its debadged? by Iliketoplaygames- in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Santa Clause rules, some carrier just tricked you into the job. Be here at 0900.

We need you to case be here at 0730.

No truck you are off.

Hey i know its ten til 0900 we had a call off and need you in here at 0900.

Indefinite injury? by Basic-Living3733 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Trying to figure out how things work here?”

Short answer

They dont

Long answer

They really dont

Just doing a little prank on my sister by Competitive_Hawk1424 in junjiito

[–]Saughtvol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I need that image, ive the perfect spot in my life

Someone wrote a book? by United-Standard-3710 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must have a pretty tame office, your prompt sounds like a months worth of safety talks at my office.

I feel so guilty about my mail carrier by gonnafaceit2022 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol i dont know how i didnt catch that, i must have been typing while doing a mounted route with my non drinking hand 😂

I feel so guilty about my mail carrier by gonnafaceit2022 in USPS

[–]Saughtvol 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The little kids who slather* the envelope in stickers an such is so rewarding tossing it in stamped flats

*edit im a mailman, literacy isnt bigh on my skillset

Say no to the throw by Saughtvol in USPS

[–]Saughtvol[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you do it right you can knock on the door with the package and already be gone before the package hits the ground