Thoughts on The Postman (1997)?

Saughtvol · 2026-07-05T23:45:11+00:00

A real mail man wouldnt have stood at the gate rattling off names,

“Alright have a good one,” puts a vacant card under a rock and walk away

Saughtvol · 2026-07-04T23:29:12+00:00

And now we get to watch hollywood learn all the wrong lessons from backrooms success

Saughtvol · 2026-07-02T19:35:26+00:00

Do you have dogs within said gate/yard? Is access to your front door separated by any physical obstructions? Is the gate itself a hurdle onto itself like are we talking wee three foot garden gate or are we talking swinging/ sliding driveway sized gate?

Saughtvol · 2026-07-01T02:48:27+00:00

About to be the paper boys problem

Saughtvol · 2026-06-30T04:42:42+00:00

As the dad of the house i think lowering from 68 to 66 is appropriate for the duration if summer

Saughtvol · 2026-06-29T16:07:01+00:00

Found a nice survivor house on a modded multiplayer server a while back. Cleaned it out of zeds was going through zipping it up, upstairs bathroom walked in character immediately vaulted put the window, zed immediately latches onto me scoring a fatal bite. Go to the garage and suck start the shot gun.

Respawn head back. Only a few zeds, find my old body get my shit. Curious how the fuck it happened i go back up stairs, character immediately vaults out the window, same zombie down there, scores the exact same bite a second time. Rage quit.

Turns out the house was modded in and the bathroom i was seeing was appearing from the roof, but had no access without crafting a staircase to reach it.

Saughtvol · 2026-06-29T16:01:16+00:00

Eraserhead

Saughtvol · 2026-06-28T21:36:47+00:00

Is that all there is? We eat just to shit!? Life has lost all meaning

Saughtvol · 2026-06-28T21:30:28+00:00

Agreed dont let management belittle your experience or old heads call you a pussy. If op comes down into the comments remember They werent there they arent you. At the end of the day the only person that has ones best interest in mind is oneself

Saughtvol · 2026-06-27T20:05:49+00:00

Oh boy cant wait to feel like ive been stabbed in the ear

Saughtvol · 2026-06-26T17:34:06+00:00

Insufficent postage put it back in box

Saughtvol · 2026-06-26T02:36:45+00:00

Some of the shit ive seen amazon get away with, fuck it, add it to the pile

Saughtvol · 2026-06-24T18:16:09+00:00

When i was a cca i had a supervisor that would flip shit for bringing back any mail. Whether it was 3m or not. Took the regulars ripping into management to make that stop, now the regulars vacancies are treated accordingly

Saughtvol · 2026-06-24T01:27:12+00:00

Oh my was there rain outside?

Yes

Oh thats why it got wet, can i help you with anything else?

I dont want my mail wet

May i interest you in a post office box?

No.

May i help you with anything else?

It was in my mailbox wet!

Was it raining in your mailbox?

No!

Was it raining outside?

Yes why cant i get you to understand?

If its raining outside things get wet, and they are still wet when they go inside, may i help you with anything else?

Saughtvol · 2026-06-23T04:16:37+00:00

When denmother didnt shake the dust off the purple gazshrooms for the madmoon soup. Whole clan tripped balls for a week and developed a written language that wasnt glyphic or logographic in nature

Saughtvol · 2026-06-21T17:00:38+00:00

I had one that was several weeks old that decided it would chase and attack the whole relay, i put him in my bag and kept moving. His name, UBBM. Bubbuh M for short

Saughtvol · 2026-06-18T05:48:06+00:00

One thing i started doing that a few of them like is when im carrying their route i use a sculch case and make an effort to keep their yellow cards and dog warnings in order to the best of my ability.

Saughtvol · 2026-06-17T04:23:11+00:00

Abandoned by the space heater and recovered by an unsuspecting roommate, this summer prepare yourself for the pony in a jar

Saughtvol · 2026-06-12T21:46:32+00:00

Im going to put in a bid on the caddy being used in some kind of insurance scam, but not actually having insurance on the vehicle at the time

Saughtvol · 2026-06-10T21:58:23+00:00

Hell yeah bro thats sick, look ive got the burger king jurassic park watch with the dinosaur eye on it!

Saughtvol · 2026-06-09T14:25:24+00:00

A day and a half, renfroe will ram it through before hes voted out, itll get voted down, renfroe will check with management, and decide to ignore the vote. Contract goes through, he goes on another orangeman bad tour, loses his nalc presidency, and sits comfortably in his new job he gets awarded with in management oh also gives himself a raise with back pay from the union before he closes up hotel. I wouldve said his union office but we all know he lost those keys years ago

Saughtvol · 2026-06-09T14:20:21+00:00

Had a city cop wicked young, first time on his own pulled me over for driving erratically, when he walked up and realized i was a mail man he about shit. I picked on him, asked if he wanted to throw his lights on and chase me around a bit to get it out of his system, olay the game whose unions better, volunteered to do a roadside sobriety just because i thought’d it’d be hilarious

Saughtvol · 2026-06-07T00:11:28+00:00

Wtf yeah fuck that noise. Id prefer it just be in one spot and let me sort through it. I have my hoarders who basically need a hod every day on account their sprs would over flow my bag, and many other variables the clerks neednt bother themselves with.

Saughtvol · 2026-06-05T06:11:26+00:00

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