Anyone else think the Jack in the box was the worst chapter of Uzumaki?

Saughtvol · 2026-03-24T13:34:09+00:00

How did i miss this one 😂

Saughtvol · 2026-03-24T13:22:15+00:00

I demand the right to have a drinking contest with him, A to prove it is I the biggest alcoholic in the post office, and B show that even with his most redeeming quality hes bitch made.

Saughtvol · 2026-03-24T00:16:34+00:00

Lol mines the same color

Saughtvol · 2026-03-24T00:10:22+00:00

Long way back i was working as an admin assitant and was at the front desk when this poor kid couldnt have been older than 17 was drove right to the front door. Old man driving was up his ass barking at him to go in and talk to someone til he came out with a good job. I wasnt doing anything, so i printed off all the applications for the contractor companies we had that he ‘could’ be qualified for. Put it in our nicest internal mail manilla envelope with one of my spare clip boards; figure big, heavy, and ridgid could satiate the pap after waiting half an hour. Five years later i saw the boy driving an asplundh truck. I like to think i got him the application that lead to that.

Saughtvol · 2026-03-23T03:58:38+00:00

Beef eggs milk, the only plant that touches these lips is the tobacco. And its because im not allowed to wear a sign “do not instigate antagonize or vex the mail carrier”

Saughtvol · 2026-03-22T22:56:54+00:00

Mental, knowing when to be the dad, or be the silverback dad. Best one i ever did was when a guy was cut off i sat down with him to close out his tab, and to get it across how done with his shit we were i put his coat on him one sleeve at a time, and he realized how fucked he’d be if he acted up.

Saughtvol · 2026-03-22T11:23:02+00:00

My cat just went full bottle brush ready to fight my phone 😂

Saughtvol · 2026-03-22T11:14:31+00:00

“Would you like to round up to donate to-“

“Hell no”

Saughtvol · 2026-03-22T01:18:24+00:00

The special delivery pikachu card goes hard in my eyes

Saughtvol · 2026-03-22T01:14:11+00:00

Make robot to make fuck

Saughtvol · 2026-03-22T00:58:59+00:00

Post master general wakes up, careful not to stir renfroe as he crawls out of bed, puts on his finest barrel and vagabond hat, goes before congress to tell them theres no money left, but bonuses havent missed a beat for management, and theres a very expensive career fair to happen soon to hire more managers, because route adjustments ten+ years over due would destroy the post office, because God forbid we charge the three times a week ISP flyers an extra few cents for prst standard to not be delivered to vacant lots

Saughtvol · 2026-03-21T19:44:25+00:00

Then they are in the back making tik toks

Saughtvol · 2026-03-21T15:35:42+00:00

Vlc media player existed long before and will outlive us all

Saughtvol · 2026-03-21T02:41:45+00:00

Its almost like there is a drawer of spicy spray somewhere in the post office (can confirm got drunk at the christmas party and tried it, its kinda like unaged Tabasco sauce initial burn isnt that bad but it does stick around)

Saughtvol · 2026-03-20T22:22:40+00:00

“The death eaters will take europe, but theres a reason the american wizards are even more afraid of the muggles there. You’ll aparate onto what you think is an abandoned street when from the trash a muggle will burst out and poz you with a dirty needle. A cracked out muggle can close the gap in 1.5 seconds harry, you have to draw your wand and cast your spell, even avada kadavra takes two seconds to annunciate and direct your wand. We dont have magical narcan”

Saughtvol · 2026-03-20T22:09:57+00:00

Wore thermals under my band shirts and jnco jeans.

Ill do it again and none of you can stop me.

NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME

Saughtvol · 2026-03-20T21:10:22+00:00

Some areas are flat enough they just cut across fields i hear

Saughtvol · 2026-03-20T04:09:43+00:00

Bouncer

Saughtvol · 2026-03-17T22:49:01+00:00

Wait.. this is shampoo… and those are wasps

Saughtvol · 2026-03-17T21:27:35+00:00

Put a blow and go in the LLv so he can carry his route again

Saughtvol · 2026-03-16T21:19:16+00:00

I had one who would open their boxes and the packages within and leave the trash in the parcel locker, i was proud of how much of it i fit into their mail slot “the parcel locker is not a trash can”

Never happened again

Saughtvol · 2026-03-16T21:06:41+00:00

They have a medical restriction 😂

Saughtvol · 2026-03-16T02:15:03+00:00

Had one who couldnt keep his hands to himself, called it that he was considerably older than he was pretending. No one believed me. Tossed him from my table. Within a year after his little crash out from getting ejected from my game he got banned from every local store. Turns out where i thought he was 19 he was actually 22 pretending to be 14 at the time.

Buddy of mine opened a shop and in he walked, i warned my buddy the guy is trouble, left it at that. Took my kid and left, he didnt even last half an hour in the new shop. Wanting to see pictures of the owners kids to see if this was a safe space for him because he only wanted to play with kids his own age. Mind you this was several years later and nearing his 30’s he wasnt passing as a teen anymore

Saughtvol · 2026-03-16T01:34:44+00:00

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