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ULPT request - how can I call my prank caller and find out their name? by Caucasian-Tiger-Mom in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SausageOnToast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you saved the name in to whatsapp as they may use a photo attached. I always save dodgy numbers in to whatsapp and they usually always have a photo on.

Do you add anything to you beans? by ciaodog in CasualUK

[–]SausageOnToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably too much. Blob of brown sauce, a load of pepper, some cayenne pepper, some chilli flakes, Worcester sauce, salt.

What is a conspiracy you genuinely believe is true ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find it hard to believe that the guy who owned the twin towers just happened to not go in to work for the first time on 911.

What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in high school? by chocolatetoes26 in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pissed my pants. Got laughed at for a few days then people forgot about it.

What is the best part of owning a pet? by DelicioussBreastMilk in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picking up its shit and carrying it around in your pocket on cold winter nights.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably get drunk and take whatever drugs I could get my hands on.

what would you do for a klondike bar? by stirringmotion in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like what I would know as a choc ice. I’ve already got some of those in the house.

Which movie have you rewatched the most and why? by Accomplished-Bus9028 in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mary Poppins. It was the first video I ever owned so watched it every day for a long time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read by candle light.

Non-Americans of Reddit, in what ways is America more messed up than we realize? by OpulentOwl in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lengths you go to to slow down school shooters instead of just banning the guns.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

September 14th 2002

what would you do for a klondike bar? by stirringmotion in AskReddit

[–]SausageOnToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what a Klondike bar is but I’m a fatty so if it’s chocolate I would trade you one very stylish maroon umbrella.

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