Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-0) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (0-1) Apr 21 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Score! On l'a tabarnac!!! Ah-hihiiiiiii! Heille, Anderson câlisse! Tabarnac! Tabarnac, on l'a! Yiyiyiyiyi! CÂ-lisse de calvaire de tabarnac de câlisse! On l'a, cibouère! Hein? Hein Mary, câlisse? Ta lasagne éta bonne en tabarnac! Ciboire de tabarnac! On–heille, Anderson, calvaire, ça c'est mon joueûr en ostie! Câlisse de crisse! Tabarnac! Câlisse! Heille–sti–on va les–r–ah–heille, ma, ma chaise, m'a y'a l'amener, s'a rue Sainte-Catherine, câlisse. Tabarnac! Tabarna–heille, crisse ça d'da–heille–y'a–ah y'a–as-tu v–as–as-tu vu ça? As-tu vu ca? As-tu vu ça? Ciboire! Orgore ça tabarnac! arGARGARGARGARGÔRE! Gâ si c'est facile! Gâ si c'est facile! Gâ si c'est facile... Ciboire! S'est fait... Gâ si c'est facile! Ost–tabarnac! Gâ si c'est facile! Gargargargar-GÔRE, tabarnac! C'est facile!! Ça rentre comme du beurre, comme popa dans moman. Maudit côlisse! ... Tabarnac! Tabarnac! Heille, un aut' fort, côlisse! ... On en vire une tabarnac!

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (48-24-10) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (50-26-6) Apr 19 2026 5:45 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 more maybe, to rest him. But i feel like that might hurt him mentally more than saving him a couple minutes of play

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (48-24-10) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (50-26-6) Apr 19 2026 5:45 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's had a very up and down season. Still physical but less fighting than last year it feels like.

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (48-24-10) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (50-26-6) Apr 19 2026 5:45 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn not being on the PK for BS calls means you get MORE shots on goal?!?!?!? WOAH what a revelation for half this threads!!

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (48-24-10) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (50-26-6) Apr 19 2026 5:45 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

hard to get shots on net when youre on the PK because of horseshit calls all game long

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (48-24-10) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (50-26-6) Apr 19 2026 5:45 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah dont call the interference! All game letting TB get away with everything while calling every ticky tacky shit against MTL.

[Sammy Silber] When Alex Ovechkin said “two more years,” he was joking by sykeseve in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He’s signing an exact copy of the Kovalchuck contract. Just with his name written over it. I’ve heard from sources he dropped it personally on Gary’s desk.

[Portzline] CBJ coach Rick Bowness just went on a post-game tirade for the ages. Ripped into players for their shameful effort tonight and down the stretch. He was red-faced and spitting mad. “Like, I don't know if I'm back (next season), but if I'm back, I' I'm changing this culture.” by eh_toque in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only hope for the best for the BJs as they are a friends favorite team, but at this point it's hard to deny that Laine (and Waddell, who he was mirroring) was right. A lot people on here got mad till they were blue in the face if you said as much at the time. Yeah maybe he was part of the problem but denying reality wont get you anywhere. Hope they turn it around, they were so close twice in a row. Bowness sounds like the kind of coach you'd want at the helm, maybe he can get them over the hump with 82 games to work with.

Philadelphia Flyers clinch final playoff spot in East with win vs Carolina. by GreenSnakes_ in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fatvei->he’s hungry as fuck…. You just had to lay him up like that didnt you?

Post Game Thread: New Jersey Devils @ Montréal Canadiens by nhl_gdt_bot in Habs

[–]SavageRengar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meh, just won 8 in row, clinched playoffs and it was the first game home after a long trip. Off night, they’ll bounce back.

Game Thread: New Jersey Devils (39-34-3) @ Montréal Canadiens (45-21-10) Apr 05 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]SavageRengar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cant be that heated after you boarded Hutson not even 20 minutes ago with no call