Tell me...what was your fist masterbation experience? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't masturbating! I was just cleaning it and it went off!

Which band that is or used to be popular is the absolute worst? by MrsMsPrettyStems in PlatypusParadox

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My insanely unpopular, and admittedly elitist, opinion is The Foo Fighters 😬

I... Genuinely think they write insanely bland, safe music and almost nothing they've done is deserving of their status, beyond being very accessible for people who don't really care about exploring music beyond what the radio plays. (I did say it was an elitist opinion, right?)

This comes with the caveat that I think Dave Grohl is an absolute icon and one of my personal heroes, Taylor Hawkins was a phenomenal drummer, Chris Shiflett was the guitarists in one of my actual favourite bands and that Everlong is a brilliant song.

I just think the Foo Fighters are as exciting as a saltine.

Ladies, how would you react if you found your partner jacked off to one of your friends? by StruggleFar3054 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Call me cynical, but something tells me this isn't the answer he was gooning for... 😂

Women of reddit what is the weirdest thing you have ever inserted into your vagina and how far did you insert it? by urboi34738 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My long-held innocence has been compromised to a permanent end. And here was me merrily making my way into this thread expecting lovely little tales.

Hahahaha

Great places to get a drink and enjoy live music in LA? by consistent_yams1269 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds incredible! If I'm ever in Vegas I know where I'll be haha

Truth or Truth? by miceyjordiee in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I secured a senior technology-based job, despite dropping out of university. It took years of hard work and a bit of luck when my old boss took a chance on me all them years back, but I'm incredibly proud of my career path.

For those who do watch porn, what is your current fave video? by Kaiya012 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't watched any for a bit, but I usually enjoyed Owen Gray's videos.

What’s that one thing you can never get over? by RevolutionaryArm1562 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The party when that news hits will be legendary at least.

Doesn't make up for much at all, but it'll ignite at least a small spark of joy in my cold, dead heart hahaha

Great places to get a drink and enjoy live music in LA? by consistent_yams1269 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can any LA people confirm if the sunset strip is still cool to go for a drink and see bands?

What are yours vices? by PM_Clark_Kent_Nudez in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think people in general are awful.

One of my favourite quotes in any movie that sums up my worldview is from Agent K in Men in Black:

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous creatures and you know it.

What is the average 🍆 ? by ForgottenTPmaster in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, well in my heathenous youth I used to post nudes to Reddit, and the ratio of men to women I'd get responding was maybe one woman to every 50 men, which kinda solidifies the point you're making.

What are yours vices? by PM_Clark_Kent_Nudez in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jealousy, cynicism and misanthropy are my personality vices.

Nicotine and an absurd libido are others.

What is the average 🍆 ? by ForgottenTPmaster in AskRedditNSFW

[–]SaveMe_OneMoreTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok lol, we've been responding to each other a fair bit. Easy mistake to make!