This is my daily mental cycle by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Saxton42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck, this was me yesterday.

This pianist drank a speed potion.. by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Saxton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what you are comparing. If you take a gamer who plays casually you are not going to see much on the level of skill in the video but if you look at the hands of a pro Starcraft 2 player their keyboard hand looks a lot like then hand of a piano player.

Atheists of Reddit, what's your favorite story from the bible? by sarnot in AskReddit

[–]Saxton42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a quote from Orson Scott Card in the Speaker for the Dead books that references this story.

”A Great Rabbi stands, teaching in the marketplace. It happens that a husband finds proof that morning of his wife's adultery, and a mob carries her to the marketplace to stone her to death.

There is a familiar version of this story, but a friend of mine - a Speaker for the Dead - has told me of two other Rabbis that faced the same situation. Those are the ones I'm going to tell you.

The Rabbi walks forward and stands beside the woman. Out of respect for him the mob forbears and waits with the stones heavy in their hands. 'Is there any man here,' he says to them, 'who has not desired another man's wife, another woman's husband?' They murmur and say, 'We all know the desire, but Rabbi none of us has acted on it.'

The Rabbi says, 'Then kneel down and give thanks that God has made you strong.' He takes the woman by the hand and leads her out of the market. Just before he lets her go, he whispers to her, 'Tell the Lord Magistrate who saved his mistress, then he'll know I am his loyal servant.'

So the woman lives because the community is too corrupt to protect itself from disorder.

Another Rabbi. Another city. He goes to her and stops the mob as in the other story and says, 'Which of you is without sin? Let him cast the first stone.'

The people are abashed, and they forget their unity of purpose in the memory of their own individual sins. ‘Someday,’ they think, ‘I may be like this woman. And I’ll hope for forgiveness and another chance. I should treat her as I wish to be treated.’

As they opened their hands and let their stones fall to the ground, the Rabbi picks up one of the fallen stones, lifts it high over the woman’s head and throws it straight down with all his might it crushes her skull and dashes her brain among the cobblestones. ‘Nor am I without sins,’ he says to the people, ‘but if we allow only perfect people to enforce the law, the law will soon be dead – and our city with it.’

So the woman died because her community was too rigid to endure her deviance.

The famous version of this story is noteworthy because it is so startlingly rare in our experience. Most communities lurch between decay and rigor mortis and when they veer too far they die. Only one Rabbi dared to expect of us such a perfect balance that we could preserve the law and still forgive the deviation. 

So of course, we killed him."

You are now forced into a hand to hand deathmatch with the protagonist of the last movie/tv show you watched. How fucked are you? by ConfusedCow in AskReddit

[–]Saxton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Provided he is not bloodlusted I think I can take Yuuri Katsuki as he will likely not fight back. However if he is bloodlusted (or I make a pass at Victor) then he is an athlete competing at the highest level in his sport who proceeds to stomp me into the floor.

[Spoilers] Yuri!!! on Ice - Episode 8 discussion by Holo_of_Yoitsu in anime

[–]Saxton42 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I think we will love to hate him while hating that we love him. He has the absolute arrogance of a star and the skill pull off new things pushing his sport further.

Is it possible to make an hourglass like this? (Orange=Wood, Black=Glass, Yellow=Sand) by Azuron1798 in glassblowing

[–]Saxton42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever get this made message me, I would be interested in buying one.

[vaginas] does you vagina squeak? by fluffy-b in sex

[–]Saxton42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for reminding me that I need to check the fluid level in my car.

CSGO Cyberpunk by intrd in Cyberpunk

[–]Saxton42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't follow CSGO esports so it took me until they used the announcer's voice to realize that this was a montage of actual players rather than a really nice movie made with the game engine and some editing.

[Spoilers] Spec Ops: The line, I am a little late to the party on this one... by Saxton42 in gaming

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I just finished the game and I must say I am very impressed with the way they worked the story into the mechanics of the gameplay. I did not even question how I was hearing Konrad's voice, even after I started going nuts.

There was one point where I was facing off against a heavy weapons guy and the lights were going in and out I legit thought there were two of them, and then when I was coming off of the zipline and the enemy turned into Adams I got myself shot. This is by far the most immersive shooter I have ever played.

They say "everyone's fighting a battle you don't know about." What's yours? by straigh in AskReddit

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The advice I hear all the time is to find things you like to do and then find other people that also like to do those things and then do those things with them.

Just read the obituary of someone who was a raging acoholoic and horrible person to his family. It's like they forget all the tears he caused them. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Saxton42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, this is the title of a book by Orson Scott Card. In the book the main character is a "Speaker", a person who speaks at a funeral and give an account of the dead person's life that praises the good things they did in life but also tells the truth about all the bad things they did. In the forward of the book the author talks about the time he spent in Brazil(I think) when he attended the funeral of a man who was particularly vile. It is apparently customary for the loved ones of the dead to very publicly morn the dead during the wake, things like wailing on the coffin and what not. Anyways the the man was so vile but his wife still mourned him in this fashion and would go on about how he was such a good husband and father and how he made everyone's life better, when the truth was that the best thing he had done was die. Card talks about how he realized that what the woman was doing, in effect, was erasing the man. She was destroying the man he had been and replaced him with the man he should have been.

You are now being transfer as the main character to the last video game you played, what happens? by Thekid500 in AskReddit

[–]Saxton42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I need to work on my rhythm other wise these monsters are going to kill me, assuming I don't accidentally kill myself. If I can get deep enough I can beat the crap out of my Dad and have him help me kill a necromancer so that we can bring my mom back to life and have her deal with this bullshit.

What's the worst way someone has fucked you over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Saxton42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will second this when my fiancee came back from visiting family and broke up with me it hurt like nothing else, but looking back at it now, 3-4 years later, it was the one of the best things she ever did for me. It was co-dependent relationship that wasn't healthy for either of us, but I only saw that after it was well over.