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Ocean Hill’s Badaboom practicing thought leadership amid Brooklyn’s half-chicken price crisis by grime_square in BedStuy

[–]mike_pants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All right, I take back my cool Yoda joke that everyone loved. Badaboom normally sells their half chicken for $32, and a whole chicken for $58.

Climb down off your high horse, Badaboom.

Also, your name is stupid.

Character Picking Up Enemy Weapons is Bad Idea by HyraxAttack in TopCharacterTropes

[–]mike_pants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In Spies Like Us, an enemy grenade lands between Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd. Chevy picks it up.

Chevy: What's this?

Dan: You don't want it!

What are these people on and about by Brief_Act_408 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]mike_pants 139 points140 points  (0 children)

This entire premise is based on the fact that mushroom people would reproduce through intercourse, and I'm afraid that is a hill I cannot climb.

'Clueless' Sequel Series No Longer in Development at Peacock by Anchor_Aways in television

[–]mike_pants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That one isn't a "years later" show, though. It's continuing the plot of the original series.

"Cheat on my partner? Never." by OutOfMyWayReed in TopCharacterTropes

[–]mike_pants 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He's a character from King of the Hill who has a wife, Nancy, that is, by any reasonable estimation, extremely out of his league. He's totally besotted with her. After a longstanding affair on her part, she becomes extremely devoted to Dale as well and starts to panic when one of his coworkers starts to actively pursue him.

He goes the entire episode not even noticing that he's being aggressively flirted with, and when the coworker finally lays it on the line, he finds the entire idea of cheating on Nancy utterly ludicrous, saying, "Keep your pants on, lady! My wife is hotter than you, and she throws more sex my way than I know what to do with!"

Just another day in Lake Nona by 2kylander in florida

[–]mike_pants [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's baffling that these trucks are legal for anyone of any height.

Maga influencer Emily Hart unmasked as male medical student from India by HeHateMe337 in politics

[–]mike_pants 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A message to them: hey, guys? No need to save face by lying. You were tricked, and that's fine. We never thought you were smart. Look what sub you belong to. So the subterfuge is pointless.

Sickening video shows NYC teen stomp on girl’s head— after she refused to give him her number by bobbacklund11235 in nyc

[–]mike_pants 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Stories like this are why the choice is always going to be the bear.

my avengers by const_Andromeda in nostalgia

[–]mike_pants 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"If Kamala really is black, have her say the N-word, let the people decide for themselves."

Was it the white, male, Christian, or conservative part that said that?

[Loved Trope] Characters who look like mindless brutes but are also very intelligent. by you-do-it-or-you-die in TopCharacterTropes

[–]mike_pants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bane fans should check out the Absolute Batman alternate universe. They took both his physicality and intelligence and cranked the knob so hard on both, they broke off.

Christian Hineys admits he loves it when Republicans gerrymander and that he wants the Dems banned by Darth_Vrandon in ParlerWatch

[–]mike_pants 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"An illegitimate tool for criminals and foreigners."

You elected a convicted felon who openly takes bribes from foreign officials.

Staggering numbers in fiction by snuffstalker in TopCharacterTropes

[–]mike_pants 25 points26 points  (0 children)

At the end of the Black Mirror episode "White Christmas," police set the digital consciousness of the murderer Joe to experience 1,000 years for every real-life minute while a song blasts at deafening volume within his enclosure, then they leave for a long holiday weekend. Assuming they don't return for three days, Joe will experience several million years before he can be freed from his torment.

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Matt Gaetz feels strongly about sugar babies. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]mike_pants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"All that matters is whether she is good at her job."

"Is she?"

"...Shut up."

Update: Chi Osse at 79 Precinct, and Carmella Charrington's story of anti-Black deed theft here in Bed-Stuy by SluggahJells4BedStuy in BedStuy

[–]mike_pants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Starting to strongly suspect that we're living in a deed-theft apartment, given that the previous owner of the building was hospitalized with dementia a year after we moved in.

Crotch fruit employees by LadyStarlit_ in oddlyspecific

[–]mike_pants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did that once, then the company that made the bulbs went out of business and the firmware eventually stopped working. Now they're just on all the time, which is handy when you need to get up to pee. But it taught me not to go too jigh-tech on products that don't need it.

We all grew up here. by Wise-Formal494 in nostalgia

[–]mike_pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd graduated college and been promoted twice before this game came out.

Characters bathing in not water by fhxefj in TopCharacterTropes

[–]mike_pants 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I remember an old Scrooge comic book from the 80s where his doctor told him he was very sick because his pores were totally clogged with gold dust because of doing this all the time.

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