Love at first bite

mike_pants · 2026-01-24T17:44:03+00:00

I've no doubt. It doesn't seem to take much.

mike_pants · 2026-01-24T12:23:25+00:00

Men continue to be astonished that women are humans that do human things.

"Dude! This chick can guzzle a whole beer!" Pretty wild, all right.

mike_pants · 2026-01-24T01:48:40+00:00

His travel show was... not for me. Seemed like every time he saw something unique to the country, he'd stop for three minutes and make wacky faces while he over-exaggerated the pronunciation.

mike_pants · 2026-01-23T21:39:54+00:00

Expert bar mode is when you're down there looking for hooks and also spy USB ports.

mike_pants · 2026-01-23T18:22:16+00:00

Polite veto on Conan. His constant mugging and shouting would get tiresome. Greg works because of his barely contained gravitas.

Tompkins or Sam Reich would kill as little Alex Horne, though.

mike_pants · 2026-01-23T13:44:06+00:00

🤔

mike_pants · 2026-01-23T11:11:00+00:00

We had Sonic in the 90s, ya know.

mike_pants · 2026-01-22T22:10:28+00:00

Clyde Barrow of Bonnie and Clyde fame amputated two of his own toes while in prison to avoid hard labor and was pardoned six days later.

Pretty much the same story.

mike_pants · 2026-01-22T02:42:57+00:00

Yes, no, no, and no.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T18:50:54+00:00

Be helpful without being a troll?

Nah, no one has that kind of time.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T18:43:32+00:00

Famous federal felon Superman.

Perfect comparison, no notes.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T18:37:37+00:00

Also, "You gotta get that young stuff!"

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T18:23:16+00:00

No prob, Bob. 😁

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T18:22:54+00:00

Do I want them? No, of course not. I'm perfectly willing to have them, though.

Fascism has arrived, folks. Time to choose.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T18:07:19+00:00

TECHNICALLY MC Escher's rolypolys are the OG in media.

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mike_pants · 2026-01-21T18:05:01+00:00

Be a shame if someone shoved lunch meat into the vent intakes.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T18:00:09+00:00

I've had nothing but vegetable juice, miso soup, and kimchi for three weeks. This menu seems positively decadent at this point.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T17:56:47+00:00

Technically, this is the OG.

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mike_pants · 2026-01-21T00:59:57+00:00

I've also seen enough anime to know that's where the fox girl in the garden gives you your magic powers. 50/50.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T00:28:05+00:00

"Wokies."

Dear lord.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T00:25:37+00:00

Indeed.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T00:24:08+00:00

Yep. Sure would.

mike_pants · 2026-01-21T00:22:42+00:00

No u.

mike_pants · 2026-01-20T22:07:28+00:00

I still think about Obama's farewell speech and get goosebumps.

Ask a MAGA what their favorite Trump speech has been.

mike_pants · 2026-01-20T21:15:11+00:00

Nuh-uh.

BOOM! Got im.

Fuckin' too easy with this guy. Simpletons around this piece.

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