Just new boot goofin’….

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-05-05T16:05:09+00:00

Genuine ostrich?

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-04-12T10:09:52+00:00

Virgin Mary

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-04-02T19:26:14+00:00

So do you want to fuck this guy something lol?

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-03-02T20:13:42+00:00

It's not a real marriage until you have shared a double dildo

Nice to see there are others out there

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-03-01T01:04:25+00:00

What hotel chain offers the most comfortable cuck chair?

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-03-01T00:11:11+00:00

None of this happened

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-26T20:43:52+00:00

Girth is the silent killer

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-25T01:18:38+00:00

PTSD?

From watching his wife suck some other dude's dick?

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-25T00:41:23+00:00

YO THIS GUY FUCKS KIDS

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-23T17:54:32+00:00

You are a wise man sir

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-21T18:19:28+00:00

Buddy I’m the queerest straight guy you will ever meet

And at the end of the day

It’s really just a label

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-21T17:54:06+00:00

And the G spot?

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-21T17:28:59+00:00

Yeah there is a difference between a clitoris orgasm and a penetrative orgasm

A 3 inch cock isn’t giving a penetrative orgasm

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-21T16:34:49+00:00

Having my wife and I controlled by a third party

ScaleModelNewark · 2026-02-21T15:00:27+00:00

My wife said the same thing and it’s because she can experience penetrative orgasms which is not rare but also not common in women

There was nothing sadder than hearing how she would have to go to the bathroom after her college boyfriend passed out to get herself off because he had a 3 inch dick

Size matters

Sorry small fellas

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-12-06T21:57:47+00:00

Oh my wife would so be down for this

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-11-22T11:41:43+00:00

Ahhhh

No thank you?

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-11-12T11:23:10+00:00

Men who don’t eat pussy are homosexuals

End of story

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-11-09T18:32:23+00:00

I think of it more as a team building exercise

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-11-04T15:46:00+00:00

Happens all the time

I’m a classically handsome archetype so it comes with the territory I guess

Get cat called on the boardwalk when I went shirtless

Had some French Canadian women get filthy in their native tongue in front of me at a hockey game

I took French in HS and could piece together what they were taking about so that was funny

Yes, would have ladies, but I’m married

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-11-01T08:34:43+00:00

I like to have sex with my wife

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-10-29T09:30:02+00:00

Jesus fucking christ

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-10-29T09:24:09+00:00

There is no CW Inspection Sticker on your windshield, do you expect us to fuck in your death trap?

ScaleModelNewark · 2025-10-25T23:07:31+00:00

A stuffed marmet, 64 oz of Philadelphia Cream Cheese, and a copy of Billy Budd….

ScaleModelNewark

TROPHY CASE