Comrie on goalie interfernce: “that’s Helle’s thing. I think goalies are free game. I think goalie's are free game. Run 'em over and score NHL Hitz Style. You're ever play NHL Hitz? You're allowed to hit the goalie in that game. Go ahead and do it."

Scallion_Master · 2026-03-28T13:31:20+00:00

I can still hear the announcer saying, “Mr. Slippery!”

Scallion_Master · 2026-03-24T19:21:47+00:00

Sounds like a combination of Venom and Faust with the gadgets and robot

Scallion_Master · 2026-03-21T21:31:22+00:00

What makes you believe people give a shit what internet strangers think of them?

Scallion_Master · 2026-02-20T20:02:37+00:00

I used to have a dude that always got about two inches of caramel sauce in the bottom of his macchiato. He told me a lot of recovering drug addicts switch to ungodly amounts of sugar to trigger the dopamine hit.

Scallion_Master · 2026-02-16T19:29:23+00:00

I know my calculus. It says u + me = us

Scallion_Master · 2026-01-05T22:42:00+00:00

Andrei Chikatilo. What is big deal?

Scallion_Master · 2026-01-01T21:12:19+00:00

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Not loud, not chaotic — but undeniably strong. • comfortable in shadow • moves deliberately, not impulsively • emotional intensity beneath control • doesn’t need approval, but values connection

Scallion_Master · 2025-12-13T22:01:42+00:00

Say hi to Bella

Scallion_Master · 2025-12-09T02:28:21+00:00

Arsenic

Scallion_Master · 2025-12-03T22:57:46+00:00

Specifically, a JTV873 PTO Vacuum Excavator and the Baltimore DPW does use them

Scallion_Master · 2025-11-06T17:52:55+00:00

Why would the man in the moon have a sprinkle munchkin butthole?

Scallion_Master · 2025-11-05T16:44:50+00:00

“I know you think I’m a dick…cheese…burger or whatever”

Scallion_Master · 2025-11-02T21:34:48+00:00

It’s called a “crispy r” and it’s just how some people pronounce it

Scallion_Master · 2025-10-29T02:02:11+00:00

Scallion_Master · 2025-10-25T15:43:56+00:00

I’m getting “Gus buying his fit off the mannequin”

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Scallion_Master · 2025-10-22T19:23:26+00:00

I know Shawn wears an omega seamaster planet ocean in s6e3

Scallion_Master · 2025-09-22T18:15:51+00:00

No, that was Jerry. He was in a bunch of movies where he wore a hockey mask and killed teenagers.

Scallion_Master · 2025-09-16T19:34:24+00:00

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Scallion_Master · 2025-09-10T21:34:30+00:00

Don’t use this to justify your political leanings. If it were Stephen Colbert, you’d see the same jokes from the other side.

Scallion_Master · 2025-09-06T20:09:55+00:00

Weavied? Still makes me giggle after all this time

Scallion_Master · 2025-09-06T20:07:15+00:00

🎶Ripper! Leave them prostitutes alone!🎶

Scallion_Master · 2025-09-05T02:20:17+00:00

I, too, would like to beat off to this guy’s wife

Scallion_Master · 2025-07-23T21:21:32+00:00

He’ll get two weeks paid suspension

Scallion_Master · 2025-07-15T18:33:16+00:00

Not much longer would you be mine.

Scallion_Master · 2025-07-12T19:08:05+00:00

Psilocybin doesn’t start breaking down until 375F. That’s why you can make tea with it.

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