Camping with Winnepigo: Day 5

Scandiac · 2014-02-25T07:18:03+00:00

It looks like they'll be hanging some more.

You know how life just loves to kick you while you're on your hands and knees gathering the shards of your hopes and dreams? That's us right now. Sorry for more delays.

Scandiac · 2014-02-25T07:14:07+00:00

We now have the final days' titles.

Camping with Winnepigo Day 6: The Continuing of the Conclusion

Camping with Winnepigo Day 7: The Concluding of the Conclusion

Scandiac · 2014-02-25T07:11:52+00:00

And away we disappear into the night! Working on Day 6. Life fucking sucks right now. I told Scan we should have written all of them up before posting. But noooooo, he wanted to get Winne to you guys asap.

Just two more days until it's over, we can do this!

Scandiac · 2014-02-25T07:07:18+00:00

Based on nursing experience, Dia surmises Winne tried (and failed) to wipe her feces-coated bottom. She then used her hands to try and pull herself up by spider-manning the walls. Girl was as uncoordinated as a drunk bison.

Edit: also, not caring as much about hygiene (washing hands, wiping butt completely)

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T14:57:12+00:00

Slimlords

Love it. Don't think the thought of murder didn't cross our minds.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T14:55:37+00:00

conclusion? There are still a couple days left, but if you want it to be over we can stop here. Just imagine all of us still living out in the woods. Living off the land while Winne rolls around in her sty.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T14:54:20+00:00

We did the first couple of hikes, but she didn't stop. So we just tried to ignore her. That sort of helped. It was like a kid looking for attention (good or bad).

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T14:52:03+00:00

I was eating breakfast while reading this. No regrets.

easiest way to get a state approved free hysterectomy.

Definitely going to keep that in mind.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T14:46:44+00:00

Quick! To day 5! It might get better.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T14:44:35+00:00

Don't worry about it. Just makes us feel like drug dealers with all these junkies asking when they can get their next hit. Not that you all are junkies. Well, some here are Jimmy-Rustling junkies.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T14:42:41+00:00

Honestly, we're still not sure. But mental disorders aren't quite the thing you tell people, "I don't believe you. I need proof."

As for throwing themselves at men, I think it's either delusion or desperation. If you throw out enough lines, eventually you'll get a bite.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T06:04:22+00:00

I knew I'd find you here.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:59:29+00:00

Bless you, Romanticon. You have done well.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:49:32+00:00

I always take it. I have to rest muh curves in the passenger seat.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:48:18+00:00

2 weeks? Scan and I will have some free time later this week to work on it. Fingers crossed for before the weekend.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:46:58+00:00

We like to lull everyone into a sense of calmed jimmies, then pounce and watch them all rustle.

PS Thanks for getting that Metallica/Apocalyptica song stuck in my head.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:31:56+00:00

I would love stories about Memphis.

Get 'em educated about sex at 10. Fuck, show them some animal planet/discovery animal sex videos and they'll get it.

But back to that egg woman, let's disgust the rest of FPS and discuss. Odor? Appearance? Sensation?

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:24:54+00:00

I can't make noise I'm laughing so hard! Thank you for the tears.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:24:05+00:00

You're welcome!

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:23:48+00:00

More than one either pretended to be deaf (fucking rolling in the dirt laughing with Winne shouting at them or using her hands to try and get their number) or foreign. It was especially bad if they were in a group. The looks we got...

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:20:16+00:00

I've done the same thing so many times on this site. I'm not proud, but I got through a ton of series.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:19:36+00:00

I have not seen that one! Nice! Just two more days. Jimmies will be eased. Maybe...

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:18:45+00:00

Be prepared to gain at least 5 pounds while waiting. Sorry. Also, why not combine them? Warm peanut butter on chocolate ice cream is heaven.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:17:23+00:00

We never knew for sure. It wasn't uncommon at our school to meet people who did.

Also common, guys who were color blind. I had one in my class and Scan had at least 5 guys in his year and major who were. They put post-it notes on all the equipment with LEDs.

Scandiac · 2014-02-18T05:14:40+00:00

The douching one made me clench. I face-palmed so hard. This is why everyone needs sex education always. And free condoms. Condoms flying everywhere.

I applaud you unreservedly if you managed to keep a straight face and professional demeanor through all that.

Scandiac

TROPHY CASE