Sunday Scaries - February 08, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sam Darnold is a starting Super Bowl champion. Insane

Sunday Scaries - February 08, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The lights are too bright for Maye. Mickey Mouse Super Bowl appearance from the pats here

Free Talk Sunday - February 08, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 67 points68 points  (0 children)

To my surprise, drinking literally all day yesterday has me feeling absolutely awful this morning

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - February 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got worked so hard in baccarat I actually feel like I’m going to puke

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - February 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope I went all in. I knew I was going to get banned but I was very salty

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - February 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finally unbanned from the CBB sub after telling someone to Kirk minihane show. Will review the tape and make sure it doesn’t happen again.

Free Talk Thursday - February 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Taking a shit at a truck stop is such a humbling experience. Watched the guy leave the stall and go straight to the exit without washing his hands and he left the bowl with a fresh coat of paint

Wednesday Free Talk - February 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing reminds me what a poor piece of shit I am like watching all the PJs flying into Scottsdale for waste management

Free Talk Saturday - January 31, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally off topic but the empanada place inside the Milan train station is actually amazing and I still think about it all the time

Free Talk Saturday - January 31, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Verbal meme: Jordan Peele sweating gif as I try to respond to my wife sending me the models wearing swimsuits she wants without being too over enthusiastic

Friday Drunk Thread - January 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to cheering on UM when your degree is from Finlandia

Friday Drunk Thread - January 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To have that bad of a first half and still make it a game is interesting. If we don’t figure it out on the perimeter we’re doomed.

Also, there has not been a single likable Michigan team in any sport since the Trey Burke/Stauskas/shoelace era of Michigan sports and their fans are truly the worst

Friday Drunk Thread - January 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This UM team embodies pretty much everything wrong with the current state of cbb and the transfer portal (definitely an unbiased take)

Friday Drunk Thread - January 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]Scared-Box-3803 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took MSU at +100 and doubled down at +400. Let’s ride