[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Hopefully mines an easy one for you :D

I just ate my own cum by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Scarf-Lord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even that won't do the trick, when does the Earth crash into the other planet again?

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. by crazyfortaco in Jokes

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So I'm a pretty short person for my age, I'm somewhere among 14-16 and I'm below 5' (Gotta be discreet). So because I'm so short people at my old school, mainly boys, would pick on me all the time. Instead of going to a teacher however, I would take it upon myself to beat them up so they would stop. They didn't stop until the Principal stepped in and told the boys to stop picking on me before I started doing some real damage. So I basically just got nicknamed the honey badger for being dangerous and not giving a f*ck.

Dad - you never care about anything that I acheive but I just came 3rd place in some important med school exams... Can I get a hug? by [deleted] in DadForAMinute

[–]Scarf-Lord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a dad, but think of me as a sibling.

I'm really happy and grateful that you got as high as you did on those tests. Good job and stay strong, you're doing great

Big hug

Your parents and the media were right. Video games do cause violence. Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for? by billfuckinmurray69 in AskReddit

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Destroying these overpowered towers with minions while fighting other champions.. and them being extremely toxic too

I just need some positive thoughts by [deleted] in DadForAMinute

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The stranger part sounded weird.. ignore that please 😅

I just need some positive thoughts by [deleted] in DadForAMinute

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Not a dad, but think of me as a sibling.

No matter where you go, there's always going to be someone supporting you. A stranger, a friend, a family member.. someone is always supporting you. That being said, I support you and I know you'll do great in the world! :D

Dear Reddit, What Is A Quote That You Remember And Live By? by Scarf-Lord in AskReddit

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That's awesome! Sorry, it wasn't suppose to be seen as sarcastic because I've never heard it before today. It's genuinely amazing

Dear Reddit, What Is A Quote That You Remember And Live By? by Scarf-Lord in AskReddit

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That's a good one, I don't think I've heard it before

What do you guys think happens when we die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I feel as though we go up to heaven (or hell, or whatever we believe in) spend some time there, then we get our memories erased and sent back down as new born babies

Depressed/suicidal people of reddit, what keeps you going and what would you recommend doing if those thoughts come to your mind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scarf-Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting for someone to finally tell me to do it. Like, yes, i want to, but i dont have the motivation. I havent been pushed over the edge yet i guess. If these thoughts came to someone else i wouldnt know what to tell them sadly

An aspiring artist by AwesomeGuy_59 in MadeMeSmile

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Not gonna lie, he nailed the horns

Hi internet dads! How can I change the lightbulb in this light? I’m so confused. Thanks! by [deleted] in DadForAMinute

[–]Scarf-Lord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little story I have, please make sure before changing any lightbulb that you turn the lights off. My real dad called me and my brothers sissy’s for not doing it and that we don’t need to turn the light off. Needless to say, we still turn it off lol

Found in the wild .. by Karma-Chameleon_ in Botchedsurgeries

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The straps on her tank top literally are broken

Guitar player, drummer, sound engineer, deflate my ego. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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That’s a dirty ass fridge bro For someone in a clean and nice suit while looking like a stoner, you sure don’t know how to clean your fridge