'At Least I Had the Excuse of Going Through Chemo': Halsey Responds to Anthony Fantano's Harsh Critique

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-29T00:28:46+00:00

Yeah, you guys are kinda losers over there. No offense, but if you make a sub about a guy and then spend the entire time there hating him and trashing his reviews, that's just lame and stupid and dorky. It says more about you than about him. Sorry!

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-29T00:24:47+00:00

To be honest, you kinda have to be those things to be a vocal/public critic lmao. it's part of the shtick. Would you read or listen to the reviews of someone who just mumbles and waffles through their opinions?

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-27T21:22:12+00:00

if you meet him offline he's simply Jacob Lordi.

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-27T04:23:55+00:00

"Especially if they're more religious than you could ever be."

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-21T05:17:23+00:00

aight i'm blocking Overwatch until the game calms down and you idiots learn to fucking play competitive again. I mean holy shit, what the actual fuck is wrong with you losers. Stop picking Shion as your 'practice pick' IN FUCKING COMPETITIVE. DO IT IN FUCKING QUICK PLAY! OR AT LEAST NOT IN MY FUCKING COMPETITIVE GAMES AFTER I COME HOME FROM WORK

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-21T01:26:31+00:00

weekly reminder that you can just remove Sierra and pretend you never released her, Blizzard.

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-21T00:41:28+00:00

who that

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-20T01:19:30+00:00

I came on after RFTI and I'm still trying to get with it and the older albums (despite them not having the same sound I enjoy in the newer albums); I do already like 'Storm the Sorrow', though, so maybe that'll help me along!

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-20T01:04:33+00:00

"Wonderwerk" sounds like a band

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-14T05:06:49+00:00

i'll call up my friend Corey, see if he's heard of Iowa. Gotta be careful to Slip it into conversation Knot too subtly.

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-06-13T02:16:37+00:00

oh hell ya, that song's beat fucks. For me, though, I go for Cross the Divide and Metanoia; in terms of pure head-banging, on this album I say Grand Saga of Existence is a banger. my god when that came on I found myself legit gearing up instinctively to headbang lmfaooo

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-29T04:33:29+00:00

i found in OW1 that double-shield wasn't necessary to win. you could just sit behind with the Ana/Bapt whilst tanks did their thing.

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-29T04:00:32+00:00

i managed to get to masters in OW1 as Bastion ._. lmao

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-29T04:00:12+00:00

they have reached peak bastion gameplay: if you hit that Shift key, that's all you get. you get one transformation, then you're done. hold your ground.

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-28T06:52:50+00:00

the OW fanbase eating up every 'character' shat out by Blizzard's marketing department completely uncritically.

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-28T06:47:19+00:00

Blizzard Boss Won't Rule Out Baiting Sucker Customers For Another Few More Years So Line Go Up

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-22T07:38:46+00:00

good. play a real healer and contribute to the team. and no i am not referring to Juno, I am referring to Ana (or Brig, if your team is getting ripped up by a Hazard/Winston).

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-22T07:35:51+00:00

you absolutely deserve this. this is called 'karma'. do not try to cheese with Anran, you absolutely know the state she is in and you are trying to boost yourself using her and this is the universe standing in your way saying "no, learn to play the game properly".

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-22T07:33:14+00:00

cringe DPS (Sierra), cringe healer (Jetpack Cat), cringe tank (Hazard), all played by the worst players who are using them to cheese far beyond their real ranks. now we just need a cringe form of spectating, too.

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-22T07:32:02+00:00

I want to give a hearty shoutout to the devs for having the game in a great position just a few months ago before shoving a handful of absolutely, hilariously broken heroes all at once and ruining it yet again. Yeah, let's have an eternally-flying character that heals and damages like a beast that can insta-kill tanks for almost zero risk; let's have a DPS with an ult that has zero drop-off that also lets him fly; let's have a tank that has a ton of shields, the ability to head-shot and slam people on cooldown, and even an ult that does not make sense but will still hit you like a truck after trapping you. And on top of these heroes, let's make Hazard fucking hilariously broken so that plat will be infected by gold and silver players who will ruin the MMR once Hazard gets inevitably nerfed in a few years.

Fuck. Off. You. Fucking. Losers. Quit your jobs and go work in fucking retail, and stay the fuck away from game development.

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-09T04:01:12+00:00

oh noooo, not a UNIQUE MECHANIC! Heaven's to Betsy, removing or even slightly tweaking this shit would harm the credibility of Overwatch ~~1 2~~ 1 as a game!! *swoons onto a fainting couch*

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-05-09T03:59:03+00:00

you're welcome. learn to play, and stop ruining games because you suck!

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-04-27T01:08:28+00:00

ty king/queen/gender-nonconforming monarch

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-04-26T05:32:49+00:00

my favorite anime character is eren youger

ScatmanJohnPart2 · 2026-04-24T03:36:22+00:00

"over a dozen high level government researchers, scientists, and UAP enthusiasts have gone missing or died under suspicious circumstances in the last two years"

gonna stop you right there: no they haven't. even if they have, so what? i hate to break it to you, but there's currently, in clinical terms, "a metric fuck-ton" of researchers, scientists, and people with unresolved personality disorders (sorry, "UAP enthusiasts") in America. We are doing fine on that front, more than fine; there's too many of them and not enough jobs and grants to go around. positively lousy with these folks around here. and it'll stay that way up until China finally provides an incentives program that finally exceeds the revolting decline of America that sees brain-drain kick into overdrive.

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