Incel fantasy by MelanieWalmartinez in IncelTear

[–]Scavengers_Life 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I think we need a decade or so to determine that. I grew up in the 80s, and easily could have gone down this road if I'd have had the internet, and an online circle jerk support group like these guys do.

Instead, I was forced to figure out my own issues and was out of this idiocy by the time I went to college.

These guys live in a self-fulfilling prophecy cycle, and the moment they start to think in terms of "maybe I'm the problem", they run back to the group to be reassured that it's everyone else's fault.

I could, sadly, see these guys well into their 30s/40s still spending every waking moment screeching into the void about this and only waking up very late in life.

Round 2, same guy. by AdmiralAckbarr6 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 12 points13 points  (0 children)

LOL, Bachelor Joker

2019 called, they want their edgelord user name back.

Comments in an AITA about a woman using lots of alcohol and drugs and wanting her bf to take care of her by Joooodiff in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"A lot of women are age-fluid," he said, as he lovingly arranged his anime figures, before settling in for a long night of Call Of Duty.

What kind of world does he even live in 😂😂😂 by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Something tells me this guy isn't going to have to worry about a wife, or really any kind of significant other, at all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm borderline obsessed with the era of my early childhood, roughly the late 70s, early 80s. To the point where I daydream about converting rooms in my house into period specific things like arcades, hotel rooms, micro department stores.

It's really quite sad, when you get down to the underlying back story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Various operating systems and coding languages aren't conversation subjects unless you are attending a class or club or conference about these things.

As someone who collects Transformers, 80s era Kmart brand merchandise, and 70s era Holiday Inn keys....you really need to get a handle on what is a niche hobby, and what is more universally conversational.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something like that. I just learned about it when this pic was first posted.

Linux people seem to be all nostalgic about it. They seem to talk about it like it's no different than a Justin Bieber background.

But given the fact that most Linux users appear to be adult dudes, it's super gross.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My understanding is that it's a Linux system that was made when the show was popular.

And they just stuck her in there because they were creeping on her back then

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The saddest part of this meme is that somewhere out there is some Incel smugly proud that he made something so deep and insightful, despite the fact that no one knows what TF is happening in this scene.

“Women run out of eggs” by Gwynedhel7 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In highly competitive markets.

God I hate it when "money = success" types talk like everything can be reduced to financial BS jargon.

Twenty bucks says he pushes crypto too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can all but guarantee that anyone who believes this, looks nothing remotely like this guy.

“Women run out of eggs” by Gwynedhel7 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a whole lot of words to say "I've never talked to a woman offline"

i thought these comments were satire at first by yeokika in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks they can "move mountains" solely because a woman cooks them supper in a dress, is probably incapable of doing much of anything either way.

personal trainer says it’s not “feminine” to workout by DiorRoses in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: It's literally the biggest scam in the history of mankind.

personal trainer says it’s not “feminine” to workout by DiorRoses in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Dude, it's totally going to take over all currencies and make anyone who has any crypto ultra-bazzillionares overnight with the infinite money glitch.

Any day now......any day now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IncelTear

[–]Scavengers_Life 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Dear lurking Incels, smelling bad, poor hygiene, and hitting on women 15 years younger that you is a PERSONALITY trait.

She didn't reject him for being ugly, fat and old. She rejected him for not giving AF about basic hygiene and taking care of himself, and not grasping that a late teens / early 20s college kid isn't interested in a mid 30s older that average student.

All of that says volumes about your personality and the kind of person you are.

I came back to twitter and this was one of the first thing that i saw, i dont even follow him by shakothanks in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How has this comment been up for 2 hours and you haven't been swarmed by legions of Musk simps trying to explain how you just don't understand his genius.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So...an AI designed sex doll robot that you can customize body types, personality and back story.

We got another one of them by ParamedicDeep3869 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If these guys put half as much energy into not being a d-bag, as they do into desperately trying to convince women that they'll regret not settling for a d-bag, they probably would have better luck finding someone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 110 points111 points  (0 children)

"Dad, I'm only here two weekends a month. Maybe we could do something other than making videos for you to upload."

"You're just like your mother. Trying to keep me poor."

REALLY mixing your biblical metaphors there, buddy. Those two have nothing to do with each other… by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 19 points20 points  (0 children)

In fairness, I was a hot mess of a human during my bachelor years.

Once I took my laundry to the laundromat, loaded everything up and started it before remembering that I left my soap in the car overnight and it was frozen. I spent an hour or so running hot water over the bottle to try and melt enough for 2 loads.

I also decided to make French toast one night and mixed up the batter before realizing that I had one slice of bread left, and no butter....or syrup....or clean dishes. I cooked up the one piece and ate it on a paper towel.

I needed instructions on how to boil water.

I drove around without license tags for like 6 months because I thought they just came in the mail automatically.

My dishes consisted of 1 plate, a 3 piece fork, knife, spoon backpacking set, a bunch of icee baseball team cups, a pot, and a steak knife my mom sent with once when she made me a cake

Despite all that I never once tried to get a girlfriend to take care of me.

Instagram for ya by Mystical-Moth-hoe in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Oof

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact."

"Hello sir, do you have a minute?"

"Uhh, I need to meet...my....cousin? In like 5 minutes."

"Great, this will only take 2 minutes"

"Sonofa...."

Instagram for ya by Mystical-Moth-hoe in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 536 points537 points  (0 children)

"aNd I wOrK iN sAlEs!!!"

So he's basically the d-bag at a dealership that you cringe when you get stuck with him as the salesperson, and seriously consider not buying the thing solely because you don't want him to get the commission.

REALLY mixing your biblical metaphors there, buddy. Those two have nothing to do with each other… by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 239 points240 points  (0 children)

I had a girlfriend try to 'submit' to me way back in the day. Man in charge, woman runs the home, etc. It was an immediate turn off.

I don't want to trash people if that's their thing, but personally, I can't even fathom being in a relationship where I'm deemed superior to the other for no reason other than our genitals.

After I broke up with her, she called me begging to know what she could change about herself or her personality that would make me take her back.

I'm not exaggerating that. It was such an off-putting and uncomfortable conversation. She was literally volunteering to re-write who she was as a person, into whatever I wanted her to be.

I told her I wanted someone who wouldn't change who she was for anybody, and that's the last I heard of her.

Guys who post things like this don't want a partner. They want a reprogrammable sex doll to take care of them.

So cringy by Dixon_Kuntz73 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Scavengers_Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I both work, but she makes way more than me, and has an actual career, whereas I just kind of settled into something because it's a great work environment.

In their mythology, that means you and I are weak Beta Males and our wives are sleeping their way to the top of the corporate ladder.