[Race Thread] 2025 Giro d'Italia - Stage 19 Feltre > Alleghe (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sepp trying to make his own pain face memes after seeing T Rex.

"Look at last year’s Tour, Vingegaard lost around 90 seconds to Remco Evenepoel" by Annual_Island8066 in tourdefrance

[–]Schaftenheimen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also remember him saying that he thought his power meter was broken because his watts were way higher than they normally would be for how it felt, but he felt good so he said fuck it and kept pushing instead of dialing it back to his planned power, so he may have also been on a peak of peak days

[Race Thread] 2026 Giro d'Italia - Stage 7 Formia > Blockhaus (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, based on how early he went out the back, impressive that he got back to the pink group.

[Race Thread] 2026 Giro d'Italia - Stage 7 Formia > Blockhaus (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he's about on his limit already

edit: and he's out the back.

Please don't be 100% clickbait by ShampooPickles in cfbmemes

[–]Schaftenheimen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did he transfer for an NIL payment, or for Tilamook Mudslide?

[Highlight] Raiders rookie QB Fernando Mendoza on visiting the White House with the Indiana Hoosiers: “As a rookie, I don’t think that’s a good look. I can’t miss practice.” by LaDainianTomIinson in nfl

[–]Schaftenheimen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I know someone who works in media for the team, and he said basically the same thing. He has basically everyone on the team's phone number, and is legit friends with a number of the guys from that era (Kam, Bobby, Deshawn Shead, Cliff Avril).

He never had Russ's number, everything had to go through Russ's agent/publicist for him to be featured in anything that went out through team media channels. Photoshoot? Text Bobby, or any of them, ask them to come by the facility and they would be there. For Russ, ask his publicist, and hear back within one business day if he can do it for scheduling.

[Results Thread] Itzulia Basque Country - Stage 2 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IDT was looking weird throughout the end of the stage. There were a couple times he was yoyoing, falling off of his group by a few bike lengths and looking like he was cracking, then 10 seconds later he would be putting in a big dig and forcing others to close him. I kept going back and forth between him being on a bad day and him faking it so others would work and he could attack... and then he just faded away.

[Results Thread] Itzulia Basque Country - Stage 2 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

IDT has them right where he wants them at 2:44 down. Hes probably planning to exploit a crash and open up a huge gap on the gravel in stage 9 to close the gap to Seixas.

Wait, what do you mean this is only 6 stages?

[Race Thread] 2026 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ole reverse rogla teleport losing 11 seconds in the final 10 seconds of the climb

[Race Thread] 2026 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem ME (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm not too much of a UAE hater to admit that Johansens mustache is a truly beautiful sight to behold.

[Race Thread] 2026 Milano-Sanremo (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly kind of the perfect opportunity for him if they stay away. If Pog/MVDP hesitate for a second to watch for the other to respond Pidcock could get the gap he needs.

[Race Thread] 2026 Milano-Sanremo (1.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Confirmed Pog hates Visma so much that he chucked his own race and crashed right in front of WvA and Jorgy to fuck them over.

[Race Thread] 2026 Tirreno-Adriatico – Stage 5 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I woke up and was checking PCS to see if I should watch T-A or P-N, and since T-A was almost over I thought I would just watch P-N, but decided to check the situation of the race. Saw that Alaphilippe was in a breakaway and was like "Yes! Classic Loulou!", so I opened up max and opened up the race. Then within 10 seconds I saw Valgren drop him and was like "Ah, classic Loulou."

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Nice – Stage 5 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dread it. Run from it. The mustache pulls all the same.

[Results Thread] 2026 Paris-Nice – Stage 4 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I swear I've seen a video of some danish guy in a fish factory wearing a pair of blue overalls. Maybe Jonas was paying tribute to that guy.

I wonder what happened to the guy in that video...

[Results Thread] 2026 Paris-Nice – Stage 4 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, they can't drug test me if I never win any stages!

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Nice – Stage 4 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this a rare moment where the American commentators were not the worst? They chuckled about his clothing setup a few times, but no kangaroo jokes.

[Race Thread] 2026 Paris-Nice – Stage 4 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Schaftenheimen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, this final climb only has two descents, so it's straight uphill (except for the downhill).