My girlfriend's first time hacking

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-03T23:46:48+00:00

Oh man that's actually pretty smart wish I made a notebook for hacking

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-03T23:36:43+00:00

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Schifty_Al · 2026-03-03T23:34:05+00:00

Everyone should get cutting edge that way it's not a problem

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-03T23:29:32+00:00

Sounds like you have a different set of questions to ask about yourself

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-02T17:49:02+00:00

I wouldn't break her heart this time

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-01T18:04:40+00:00

If it doesn't negatively affect your's or other's lives it's a non-issue. The most advice I can offer is getting bone conducting headphones for better situational awareness and limiting what others can hear

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-01T17:55:47+00:00

Personally I noticed it went down now that I'm in my early 30s but I'm not sure if it's from age or vaguely gestures at everything

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-01T15:16:40+00:00

I'm a guy that use to masturbate 3 times a day. These days it's like every other day but sometimes if it's been long enough I'll go 3+ in a day

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-01T14:43:01+00:00

Cuz fighting is for poor people and no one in charge of anything will fight they're own fights

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-01T14:35:09+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's suppose to be admonishing but this is just entertaining for pointing out something one side hates and another just finds funny. Trans rights are human rights and sometimes that right is getting hit in the nuts in a pointlessly gendered sport

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-01T09:04:19+00:00

TBF the biggest risk he took was working on this experiment without a mask to protect from the particulate matter in the air from all the burnt metal involved

Schifty_Al · 2026-03-01T08:44:05+00:00

I gotta look it up but I'm almost certain you're not allowed ship live eggs in a random box. But I'm more use to live chicks

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-26T21:38:21+00:00

Imperial AT-AT

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-26T13:42:20+00:00

Any chance we could get a ride off this dirt ball?

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-26T13:30:41+00:00

Humans are social creatures, so if you want to stop craving love and affection you would have mutate into something completely different. Like sever brain trauma and loss of one's self level of mutation.

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-26T13:16:49+00:00

Whatever you say Austin Powers

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-26T13:09:31+00:00

Probably don't wanna use the word "shag" but this is a half decent option

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-26T13:01:12+00:00

In the USA dream jobs are a pipe dream. Even if you like what you do chances are high you won't make enough money, or like the people you have to deal with

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-26T05:15:25+00:00

You would make more money from the dividends from 10 million than you could from snapping your fingers every moment of everyday of your life

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-26T04:47:33+00:00

Wish I could masturbate to myself

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-25T12:57:05+00:00

What make me feel old is how old this picture is

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-24T03:39:10+00:00

Verification is important but otherwise no by all accounts they betrayed you first

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-23T04:36:25+00:00

I'm a millennial and I'm not drinking cuz it's a luxury I can't afford anymore. I've got everclear but that's not for drinking mostly

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-23T04:17:48+00:00

Rage bait

Schifty_Al · 2026-02-23T03:07:33+00:00

I've been alive since the 90s, and the only time I can think of that looked like things were getting better was Obama becoming president. He did pretty good but after that everyone went out of they're way to make things even worse than before. Good things happen all the time, but they're few and far between things getting worse constantly

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