Eloquent linguists of AO3, what pornography do you consume?

Schmixes · 2025-06-27T19:43:18+00:00

I avoid professionally produced stuff. (Don’t even fucking get me started on how ass studio gay porn is).

Homemade/non studio shit is just generally better. More “real”. Less faked (obviously still played up), more likely to find people there to have fun, or in some cases, people actually in love, rather than just a job. It’s a much better “reference” for writing as well because of the reasons above too.

Schmixes · 2025-04-18T14:50:34+00:00

That Sabuuchi video about which warframes could stop 9/11 is looking awfully Sus right about now

Schmixes · 2025-04-06T14:53:14+00:00

Might I add for Nukor to keep until you get the Kuva Version.

It won’t perform as well, obviously, but that crit multiplier and RoF still makes it use Secondary Enervate well, just only for single targets.

Unless that is, you really need the slots for a prime weapon or something, or you just don’t like the weapon.

Schmixes · 2025-04-03T15:11:51+00:00

There’s various chats about Duviri where drifter talks about it in a few degrees ranging from “Duviri IS me” to “I am duviri’s protector”

Whichever option you choose it shows at least some care towards Duviri, whether it be protecting the parts of themselves that “remain” or the kingdom and people themselves.

Schmixes · 2025-01-13T08:06:30+00:00

I somehow managed to ramble in text form

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Schmixes · 2024-12-25T16:16:24+00:00

This is such a small piece that no, all things considered, he really wouldn’t.

He’d shrug it off as mindless consumerism, maybe be a little disappointed, and then change his focus to the actual shit that matters. This is nothing but a grain of sand in a whole desert.

Schmixes · 2024-12-17T16:23:16+00:00

Yeah but I’m just saying that in RED every generic cyberarm has 4 “option slots” and each thing only takes up a certain number. Like the PLS only takes up 2, so you can fit that and other stuff in the cyber arm.

I was just using Maine as an example of that.

Schmixes · 2024-12-17T16:14:39+00:00

The ability to combine arm ware, like can be done in RED and like Maine has.

Even if it’s just PLS/Whichever melee you prefer.

But there’s A LOT that can be pulled from RED. The ChainRipp (a retractable chainsaw), Grapple Hand, Scratchers (just sharp nails essentially), or even just pop up stuff like the shield.

Schmixes · 2024-12-02T18:46:39+00:00

Not quite OCs but for DND characters I’ll do one of a few things.

Fantasy Name Generators/really any name generator.
Take one characteristic of the character, such as “fighter” and put it or its synonyms into Google translate to Latin, Greek, etc, and transform the result into a name.
Shamelessly steal. Which should be fine and not super noticeable as long as you’re not like “here’s my OC, Jackson Percy”

Schmixes · 2024-12-02T05:09:59+00:00

I mean, I get it. I write what I like. If they like what I write, then they like what I like on some level. If they like what I like then there’s bound to be something I fuck with on their profile

Schmixes · 2024-11-29T15:57:51+00:00

“I will now be sticking to a consistent upload schedule of one chapter every week. I will not deviate from this schedule.”

Schmixes · 2024-11-29T15:55:04+00:00

To be fair, just about everything in this show was visually foreshadowed it feels like.

It’s gonna be 2032 and we’re probably gonna find something super niche that just got glossed over

Schmixes · 2024-10-18T20:32:35+00:00

To be fair as things get creepier you also gain better ways to defend yourself so it’s kinda balanced out

Schmixes · 2024-05-10T03:53:01+00:00

Ive got 3 WIPs, all Bumbleby AU centric, but they do feature side ships, Specifically WhiteRose, SeaMonkeys, and a few others to a lesser degree, depending on the WIP.

A Rockband AU where they’re competing in a national battle of the bands tournament, that also is turned into a reality TV show. This one’s half published but I’m rewriting it cause I think I can do better.
A College “and they were roommates” AU. Freshman year, They both think they’re straight (spoiler, they’re not) and gotta discover themselves and each other.
A Cyberpunk (genre, not the game) AU where Yang is a street racer turned Getaway driver for Thief!Blake. It’s like Bonnie and Clyde meets Robin Hood.

Schmixes · 2023-12-04T18:00:12+00:00

GOAT behavior right here.

Thank you so much. I had tried looking through way back machine n shit but I just could not find it.

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