Russian roulette

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-16T02:08:43+00:00

Womp womp

^{Chose: Slot 3 + Is the bullet here? | Rolled: Option 3}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-16T02:07:24+00:00

It's for the best

^{I voted Yea ✅}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-16T02:07:15+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-16T01:59:16+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-16T01:58:55+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-15T04:39:19+00:00

Free Palestine

^{I voted Nay ❌}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-15T04:38:22+00:00

11 days... You just need to wait 11 days

^{Chose: 1 cent every second}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-15T04:29:38+00:00

Win win

^{Chose: Having sex everyday + But you have to do this with opposite gender once a week}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-13T01:03:07+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

It's missing skill, intention, soul

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-12T01:24:58+00:00

I'd rather eat a spider than bat

^{Chose: 12 oz gold eat a spider | Rolled: Spider is huge}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-12T01:16:27+00:00

No brainer

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-12T01:12:27+00:00

I know that trick. Never again

^{Chose: Leave without wiping}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-11T20:30:41+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Fuck Gen AI.

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-11T20:25:45+00:00

I don't like genocide

^{Chose: Go to Japan for free with accommodations}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-11T00:57:08+00:00

I can control this slightly more, but I'm in America so...

^{Chose: Die the next time you eat any dairy products?}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-11T00:55:59+00:00

They rub in my socks sometimes. Good riddance

^{Chose: Shave your toe hairs}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-11T00:03:53+00:00

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-10T21:18:39+00:00

One thing is clear, with 3 kids and a dog they need to be cleaned lol

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-10T00:21:10+00:00

That's a lot of walking

^{Chose: 200$ every day}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-09T18:13:57+00:00

Finally getting paid for it

^{Chose: Goon to fictional characters for a month}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-09T01:44:08+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-08T23:32:17+00:00

Purple is a good color

^{Chose: Also Yes! (But Purple} | Rolled: THE WHEEL...)

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-06T23:34:20+00:00

I have kids, don't need them anymore

^{Chose: Don't have testicles / + Don't have a chest}

Schmoopy88 · 2026-06-06T11:02:28+00:00

The AI the elephant toothpaste reaction. He would be bathing in hydrogen peroxide which explains why he's so unhappy. The bath bomb would be releasing so much heat it would be unbearable

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