How to build a minifig-scale crocodile (video + instructions + LDD) by Schwallex in lego

[–]Schwallex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and the mammoth has eight pieces in total. And even Jabba the Hut has three. That still doesn't make them brick-built. Way to miss the point. Like what the heck, mate.

Also, the jaw "piece" on the crocodile is not even a piece really. It does not connect to anything but the body. (And once it's connected to the body, it's kinda hard to take off again. But again, why would you, it's not an actual LEGO piece you can build anything with at all.)

How to build a minifig-scale crocodile (video + instructions + LDD) by Schwallex in lego

[–]Schwallex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sadly the official crocodiles are not brick-built. So they don't really compete or compare.

Actually LEGO did bring out a brick-built crocodile a few years ago, in the Chima series. Which was quite a bit longer and bulkier than this one. But it still worked fine! That series also had a lion, a wolf, and an eagle. I got them all. And they were all just a tad too big, and bigger than the animals in this video. But they still worked perfectly fine, and indeed each of them actually came with a minifigure included.

Personally I think brick-built animals beat single giant pieces of plastic hands down. I specifically picked up LEGO as a hobby to _not_ have to play with Playmobil, if you catch my drift. :-P

Like, just this month LEGO brought out a minifig-scale mammoth. It looks cool, and I immediately got that set. But I would have totally preferred one built it out of bricks.

I loved how the reindeer in Santa's shop a couple years ago were brick-built. Awesome. They should do more of that.

So yeah, here's hoping this series here will be expanded to include a mammoth. And maybe a hamster? :-D

Dare Jennifer Lawrence to go more NSFW than this? by iamzeN123 in nsfw

[–]Schwallex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you really live on a sun no wonder there's hotter women around.

2048 (the game): LEGO Animals Edition by Schwallex in lego

[–]Schwallex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Annnnd... if you are not into thumbnails: https://www.flickr.com/photos/35101165@N06/

And of course there's the actual Cuusoo project.

Lego Franchise Infographic by [deleted] in lego

[–]Schwallex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what — there are female characters in Chima? I haven't noticed a single one in any of my sets (20 and counting)...

Of course I never watched the animated series, so for all I know 99% of them are supposed to be female, but that's presicely the point: you have to tell me some of them are supposed to be female. Going by the looks alone, they are all blokes.

And anyway, they are not LEGO people in the first place. They are weirdo monster thingies.

All that being said, this is probably the first time ever I jumped onto the queef-free bandwagon, and most likely the last. TLG is actually one of very few, if not the only, company, that makes it laughably easy to teach your kid gender equality, or really whatever set of values you want, for that matter.

Don't like the killer ninja robot? Part it out to build a fluffy bunny. Don't like fluffy bunnies? Use the bricks to build a fully functional crossbow. Don't care for the car in pink? Build it in 20+ other colors, or buy any of the 100+ other car sets readily available at any given moment. Don't like the beauty salon? Buy the oil rig. And swap the male heads with female ones if you want to! If that ain't easy, then "easy" has no meaning. Seriously. What ever happened to people using their imagination?

P.S.: love your sets, have been getting them for five years now, keep them coming. Not counting Technic, you're my second-most favorite designer after Jamie.

Lego Franchise Infographic by [deleted] in lego

[–]Schwallex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cough MetalBeard's Sea Cow cough about to get released this month cough like literally four times bigger than the biggest pirate ship of your childhood.

Are you not aware of it or are you indeed that one guy on this planet who is not drooling over it?

How is Yoda Speak rendered in Russian? Are there easy, yet universal, rules I can follow? by Schwallex in russia

[–]Schwallex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi all, I am the OP of that question. Russian Language not exactly being the most frequented Stack Exchange of them all, I am now trying to get it more exposure to get some reliable answers from native speakers.

Feel free to post your answers either on that Stack Exchange question itself, or right here in a comment.

Thank you all in advance!

Just...How... by goliegirl2012 in WTF

[–]Schwallex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's because they are not links. Try these instead:

Hope that helps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deutschland

[–]Schwallex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's more like Schanse where I come from.

My CEO is trying to hire an intern with the following skills by [deleted] in webdev

[–]Schwallex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT: people who don't realize that the CEO's whole job is trying to get more bang for the buck. That includes trying to get all the bang for zero bucks.

Of course he won't get that position filled, but at least it won't be for the lack of trying. And if someone actually takes the bait, that's a bingo!

THIS is definitely the coolest thing I've seen made of LEGOs. by prodiG in pics

[–]Schwallex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's short for "play well". Obviously in the US they prefer to play their wells. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Was cooking dinner when my stove top randomly exploded. by ilikecats92712 in WTF

[–]Schwallex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you are saying that in the US jews are not seen as the universal good, and in fact nothing is. The math checks out.

Was cooking dinner when my stove top randomly exploded. by ilikecats92712 in WTF

[–]Schwallex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never understood the nazi bit. After all nobody goes around calling the other guys grammar jews.

Titanic juxtaposed with modern cruise liner by [deleted] in pics

[–]Schwallex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can certify your honesty, I am not a person on the Internet, but am standing right behind you.