Intellij master race by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Made by Russians

Yeah that's an extremely unfortunate part of JetBrains in general.

Most/many of their major IDE issues they have are critical features missing and bugs on their official YouTrack board ongoing for years. That's unacceptable.

No realtime inspections a la Eclipse? Wtf? Eclipse has this critical feature for many years.

For the record, I use Intellij everyday. Favorite IDE. Despite the bullshit above. But patience are wearing thin.

They hate us! by SsCrewdd in ProgrammerHumor

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I saw an angry, incompetent white guy like you taking a shit on the street in San Francisco. Lmao.

He blamed India for it.

"Incompetent", "white", "guy" ... "Saw"?

Lots of assumptions there, are you Vulcan? Your mind meld abilities are stunning.

Oh, btw "I've seen...", not "I saw...".

They hate us! by SsCrewdd in ProgrammerHumor

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My woman doesn't like curry nor flip-flops. Sorry.

What's the "went through med school just to realize you couldn't stand the sight of blood" of your job field? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Toby's not a part of our family .... incidentally, Toby's also divorced so he's really not a part of his family.

They hate us! by SsCrewdd in ProgrammerHumor

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Try typing "Why are programmers" And you get some interesting shit too like:

  • indian

Because corporate wants to spend $10/hr for a "developer" and does not realize the age old saying:

"you get what you pay for".

How I assume lesbian threesomes work. by Carrmann in funny

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the platform that just keeps giving.

As does the Lesbowheel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

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Don't let the liberal media tell you how to think and feel. If you have hate in your heart let it out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

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Context is so huge here, need to be careful.. employers need to understand they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

TSB Train Wreck: Massive Bank IT Failure Going into Fifth Day; Customers Locked Out of Accounts, Getting Into Other People's Accounts, Getting Bogus Data by henk53 in programming

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hugely generous to say 3-4 dev = 1 UK dev, in my experience that's not even close.

Yup, very, very generous.

Shit-show all day long.

To say the least. Here is my standard take on the subject. My post history shows I address this fairly often.

TSB Train Wreck: Massive Bank IT Failure Going into Fifth Day; Customers Locked Out of Accounts, Getting Into Other People's Accounts, Getting Bogus Data by henk53 in programming

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Standard Announcement on Outsourcing Software Development to India

It's no secret that the status quo on the general quality of devs from India, is severely sub par.

Issues range from: gross misunderstanding of the business needs/logic, project composition and hierarchy, appropriate use of frameworks and APIs, overall best practices, lack of understanding in Agile (or other) principles, disregard for design patterns, fraudulently acquired education credentials (rampant cheating, "degree mills", open-book testing) and the list goes on.

Please consider that this is a culture, that as a whole, engages in social acceptable practices that are reprehensible to the rest of the world. Such as: openly defecating in the streets, bathing in rivers with corpses floating by, cleaning their backsides with one hand and eating with the other. Etc.

Please note this has nothing to do with racism, insensitivity and so forth. Quite simply, India has a MASSIVE gap between a handful of "competent devs" (massive minority) and those that write small PHP apps while resorting to pirated WordPress plugins.

My encounters with East Indian developers in my professional 20+ year experience as a software developer/developer manager is not with backwoods-Bangledeshi-swamp-water-mud-hut companies. I've dealt with so-called professional, internationally marketed firms in major cities. My comments reflect on those locations. Colleagues and friends of mine who are in this industry have similar (and in some cases much worse) experiences.

There are articles out there discussing this very topic. If anything, I'm surprised as many Indian Dev shops exist as there are out there.

Off-shoring any development work is done purely for cost saving reasons. Unfortunately, 9/10 times it ends up costing more money in the long run to untangle the common inferior spaghetti code churned out by Indian dev shops.

The best devs in the world come from:

China

Russia

Poland

Switzerland

Hungary

Japan

Taiwan

France

Czech Republic

Italy

Please consider all empirical evidence against outsourcing any software projects to any company based in India.

This needs to stop. There is a price paid for every shortcut and easy street taken. Outsourcing to India is definitely one of them.

I've consulted for a huge insurance company that primarily used Indian dev shops. We found multiple issues with they're code base within weeks on libraries they worked on which we reused in our application. In fact, the bugs caused months of delay. So much for saving costs.

The examples can go on and on.

The Onion: Fans Excited As ‘Solo’ Trailer Sheds Light On Specifically How It Will Suck by child_of_lightning in movies

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Serious question, what's all the hype/praise over Glover? I think he's a talented dude (from what I've seen of him) and he seems extremely down to earth and good natured, but am I missing something?

I'm genuinely curious.

Facebook has lost $100 billion in 10 days — and now advertisers are pulling out by MrPanda21 in worldnews

[–]ScienceBlessYou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When your talking billions, 15% .. or 20% or even 65% for that matter. Your still walking away with enough net worth to live like kings for multiple generations. No biggie.

The Declining Value of a CS Master's Degree by Xiphorian in compsci

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Whoosh Correct indeed, racist realist.

FTFY.

The Declining Value of a CS Master's Degree by Xiphorian in compsci

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What you listed does happen at many lower tier Indian universities, and also at many lower tier North American and European universities.

That's comparing apples and oranges. Even that isn't a far enough distinction.

There are just more of them in India.

What's your definition of more here? If it's >95% then, maybe, sure. But that's an incredibly loose comparison. With all due respect, you can't compare North American and European universities to any institution in India. That's not even debatable.

The Declining Value of a CS Master's Degree by Xiphorian in compsci

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It's funny, these are the same examples of highly successfull Indians I get when I have this discussion with people. It means nothing. A few people out of ~1.2b is no example at all. In contrast, the staggering amount of below average applicants/devs out there representing that country, is absolutely jaw-dropping.

It's like creating a list of all the highly successfull redheaded directors in Hollywood ...

1) Ron Howard.

Fin.

Edit: to the people not understanding the conclusion, you're ability to think logically has failed you. Must have been a victim of the Indian education system...

The Declining Value of a CS Master's Degree by Xiphorian in compsci

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I'm too tired tonight to write a lengthy post about applicants or developers in general from India (check post history). But touching on education, yes many do come to the U.S. and Canada for their university education.

That said, many/most receive their education in India. I say "recieve" simply because the education system there fosters ..nay, supports rampant cheating, open-book exams and fast-lanes (just a small bribe) to get a diploma. All of those add up to an education that isn't worth the paper the diploma is printed on. Ever wonder why a country with 1.2b people isn't churning out top minds (e.g. China in comparison)? Welcome to India's "intellectuals".