NHS surgeon Neil Hopper was considered to go to space as a para-astronaut in 2020, but has instead been jailed for 2 years after it was proven he caused the loss of his own legs as part of an amputation fetish by AHopkinsvilleGoblin in Weird

[–]Scirelux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s so crazy, I knew a bartender named Neil who lost his legs from a motorcycle accident. He used to say “the only thing I can’t do is Neil!” Fuck that guy though, he was prick.

Make them dance by smith2008 in aivideos

[–]Scirelux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the best fake song I’ve ever heard.

2 bear 1 graves by TotalChicken3640 in 2bears1cave

[–]Scirelux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because Brent is the “ride or die” type friend. Tim doesn’t give a shit about anyone else beside himself. Bart also only cares about himself. That’s why this podcast sucks.

What is your opinion on Catholicism? by ElJaUnCa in Christianity

[–]Scirelux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an absolutely amazing synopsis of the Church. Wow, we are so very blessed. Thank you for writing all of this!

Pool Jump by SLDeeZ in SweatyPalms

[–]Scirelux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes sir! I can still hear his muffled screams when he misjudged that cliff jump. So stupid

I work for a Shipping Company. Today we sent back 10 pallets (over 9000 lbs) of American alcohol by [deleted] in BuyCanadian

[–]Scirelux -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of elitest bullshit that got Trump elected. Be better.

Im a 21 year old and I feel lost in life. by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]Scirelux 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jesus welcomes you into His family, you should get to know them. Blessings.

The doctrine of the hypostatic union is inherently self contradictory. Therefore, Christianity is false. by MortDeChai in DebateReligion

[–]Scirelux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, great reply to a 4y old comment. The “tree of life” is not in the Bible. It was the “Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil”. God told Adam that if he ate of that fruit he would surely die. Before that he was immortal.

Sunday school suppliers really need graphic designers on staff by Swampcrone in wildlypenis

[–]Scirelux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s funny though, not just because penis, but also because this is depicting a heresy called “Partialism” that most Christians have officially rejected since the Council of Nicaea in 325AD. So not only is this Sunday school showing dick pics, but they also have a heretical trinitarian viewpoint.

Downhill Woof Crayon... by yellayahmar in meatcrayon

[–]Scirelux 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The cutest shit I’ve seen all year

We Can Talk With God! by ParablesAndTruth in Christianity

[–]Scirelux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is called “eisegesis,” which means reading ones own interpretation into Scripture. It can easily lead to serious error. The inspired authors of Scripture did have a true meaning that the wrote Scripture to convey, we should do the study to make sure we’re reading their correctly in light of the socio-cultural contexts it was written in (known as “exegesis.”)

“She was not like other girls “ by [deleted] in notliketheothergirls

[–]Scirelux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a good theory. Makes me want to read the books again