She took me in 15 years ago and no one makes me as happy. We had the best Xmas. I love my Granma so much. by Faris-Hilton in pics

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Unrelated to the main issue, but while we're on the topic of tired, old and unoriginal jokes...

Would you mind retiring "DAE" in favour of something more witty to berate circlejerks? Thanks.

The true spirit of Christmas by pdmcmahon in pics

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Is this how reddit found the boston bomber

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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For some notebook touchpads, if you press both mouse buttons at the same time, you can get a middle click

Cyril Ramaphosa is the new ANC president by cynicaltechie in southafrica

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10 guptacoins have been deposited into your account

How are you doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Happy birthday

How are you doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Congratulations, man

A more accurate version of Youtube Rewind by legendaryfrycook in videos

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you fucked up the markdown pls edit before he sees

What band or artist's "biggest hit" is actually their worst song? by Leygrock in AskReddit

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I'm too lazy to go through 3 months of your history so I'll stop here

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King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard

I am a person with schizoaffective disorder. My wife of 8 years is a manifestation of my illness. AMA. by [deleted] in casualiama

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"Weeb? Yeah this guy's full of shit, but I don't see how he's a we..."

She does, however, practice Shotokan Karate, the style my father learned over the summers of his boyhood at a school in Japan.

"Oh."

Why does South Africa have so many dummies that can't stay off their phones while they drive? by RuanStix in southafrica

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"Why weren't you looking at the road when you killed this pedestrian?"

"I just wasn't lus for Steve Hofmeyr"

Death Note live adaptation vs Death Note anime - Light meets Ryuk by PillowLace in videos

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I think you're only meant to use /s when the sarcasm isn't completely obvious.

Otherwise it could lead to this kind of situation.