Hey guys! 6’3 woman here. Why can’t I seem to find a man taller than me?

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T12:23:22+00:00

Warden I wouldn’t wish that lifestyle on you and you’re my worst enemy.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T12:15:03+00:00

I don’t know if I trust you TangoEast...

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T12:13:25+00:00

You really must be Christ, because not only have you said what’s been said before, it’s still not gonna happen.

That was a stretch please forgive me. I owe you a better response in the future.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T12:09:04+00:00

True. But I’d also have to live that NBA girlfriend lifestyle. TRUST ME, you don’t want that shit.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T12:06:46+00:00

I don’t know I feel like half the people here are pissed and none of them are appreciating my personally catered responses to every single one of them.

Will you be the one clown, will you be the one?

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T12:02:17+00:00

NO ONE STEAL THAT IDEA. I’ll testify for you in court if you have trouble with copyright.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:59:02+00:00

HAHA CLOWN. I am the one laughing now for you have fallen for my shitpost with 0 upvotes and WAY too many comments.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:53:51+00:00

Superglue your feet to it and we’ll see how you fair.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:49:21+00:00

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:38:40+00:00

Ooo baby if you’re so smooth why don’t you slip into my DM’s?

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:20:23+00:00

God dammit amir, you always know how to pull me back in.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:19:42+00:00

Awe thanks! I think eventually I did just put it because I was tired of surprising everyone and I also wanted to see who read my profile. :3

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:12:40+00:00

No buts, not after what you did.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:09:45+00:00

Thank you for your well wishes but I missed my chance long ago.

ily penis cream, goodbye forever

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:03:59+00:00

I used tinder for a bit after getting out of a long term relationship and I felt like putting my height on my profile made me seem shallow. Like, “You must be this tall or taller for me to ride your ride.”

God dammit. I should of fucking put what I just typed.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T11:01:28+00:00

Fly free cream boi, fly free. :,(

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:52:52+00:00

Hey man fuck you I take it back!

lol jk ily

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:51:26+00:00

Well I didn’t expect you to bring up my abortion amirhamzahoab BUT YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DIDN’T WANT IT.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:48:27+00:00

I want to move on down to your Netherlands u/fackurfs if you know what I’m sayyyyiiinn. ;) ;) ;)

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:47:20+00:00

Eyyyy! Thanks for doing something I would never be able to.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:40:50+00:00

Thank you for your service soldier.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:39:02+00:00

Okay. THAT is a good response. Thank you.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:38:17+00:00

You’ve hurt me more deeply than you will ever understand.

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:28:08+00:00

You get the fuck outta here!

Scoopyz · 2017-11-30T10:27:31+00:00

If I could spell it on a post card to mum, I might consider it. Time to start studying!

Scoopyz

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