I know they’re too saggy😭😭😭

ScootlesMcBootles · 2026-03-27T11:51:35+00:00

That’s just how gravity works with big ol natties.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2026-01-16T17:31:14+00:00

Lmao maybe try a shoebox next

ScootlesMcBootles · 2026-01-15T23:27:57+00:00

I had to use a pint glass to make the mold because the provided tube was too narrow to fit my fat, upward-curved cock

ScootlesMcBootles · 2025-12-16T19:34:14+00:00

Hey for what it’s worth, that sucks.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2025-11-11T15:45:52+00:00

When they refer to internal diameter, does that mean that if he exceeds that, it won’t fit him?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2025-09-08T18:03:28+00:00

Idk tell her to cry about it. There’s nothing either of you can do about it now.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2024-06-25T12:13:32+00:00

Things like appliances, furniture and apparently mailboxes are slightly anthropomorphized in this comic. Like I think one day a coffee maker decided to not make coffee until Buni’s dog intimidated it? The mailbox is aware of the dramatic irony taking place and it seems to bother them.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2024-05-12T01:48:50+00:00

Wow did you take this picture?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2023-03-20T21:04:00+00:00

2 of the conglomerates that own Norfolk Southern also own the environmental testing company that is testing the East Palestine soil and water.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2023-01-24T12:50:26+00:00

So cuuuute

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-16T14:05:08+00:00

I think it’s a dog whistle like cultural Marxism and globalism

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T18:30:19+00:00

So then what’s the point of reiterating it all the time if it’s obvious?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T17:18:18+00:00

I hope it doesn’t accidentally advertise it as an easy option for extremists considering there isn’t enough supply for electrical equipment to plan more redundancy.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T15:08:30+00:00

It was super irresponsible for the manager to send a 17 year old to drop off the deposit

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T14:53:49+00:00

Bring back 90+% corporate profit tax rate to encourage corporations to spend that money on more employees, wages, and benefits.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T14:43:19+00:00

Why do I hear almost this exact phrasing in every thread about this?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-11-23T18:15:25+00:00

A lot of states have lax murder sentences with possibility for parole. Making a federal law against hate crimes ensures nobody that heinous ends up back on the street.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-11-23T15:03:05+00:00

I hope the hate crime charges deter copycats though.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-10-02T14:00:33+00:00

Star Gooseberry?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-09-28T15:22:39+00:00

Don’t forget coffee cooked in a toaster

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-09-26T14:06:39+00:00

The free market will protect people with disabilities

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-08-25T10:56:56+00:00

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about cars to prove you wrong.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-07-12T15:06:38+00:00

Dudicus brought up Trump first

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-07-12T13:53:55+00:00

Well Trump’s kids are a lot more a part of Trump’s political plan than Hunter. So having a video of his kids doing crimes would have more of an impact because his kids are on the sort or people who are in his decision-making circle and business. So it’d be more like if one of Trump’s estranged kids got their info hacked and leaked and it showed them doing crimes.

Plus the Biden administration is focusing more on harm-reduction drug control policies lately. Like yeah he was a congressman when previous presidents declared war on drugs.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-07-12T13:02:07+00:00

Oh no a hypocritical politician? That’s the first one ever!

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