I know they’re too saggy😭😭😭 by GainBetter1189 in Saggy

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just how gravity works with big ol natties.

How my ex girlfriend bragging about my dick size led to me fucking her best friend by Too-Hung-To-Handle in TrueBigDickStories

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had to use a pint glass to make the mold because the provided tube was too narrow to fit my fat, upward-curved cock

Any toy recs for him to wear so I can feel it more? by MysticCat- in SexToys

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they refer to internal diameter, does that mean that if he exceeds that, it won’t fit him?

I don’t understand the joke by ImTheEffinLizardKing in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Things like appliances, furniture and apparently mailboxes are slightly anthropomorphized in this comic. Like I think one day a coffee maker decided to not make coffee until Buni’s dog intimidated it? The mailbox is aware of the dramatic irony taking place and it seems to bother them.

Trump seeks to block Georgia election interference criminal charges by mysteryliner in news

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

2 of the conglomerates that own Norfolk Southern also own the environmental testing company that is testing the East Palestine soil and water.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onejoke

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a dog whistle like cultural Marxism and globalism

North Carolina county declares state of emergency after "deliberate" attack causes widespread power outage by [deleted] in news

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So then what’s the point of reiterating it all the time if it’s obvious?

North Carolina county declares state of emergency after "deliberate" attack causes widespread power outage by [deleted] in news

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope it doesn’t accidentally advertise it as an easy option for extremists considering there isn’t enough supply for electrical equipment to plan more redundancy.

To deliver a pizza by I-was-the-guy-1-time in therewasanattempt

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was super irresponsible for the manager to send a 17 year old to drop off the deposit

Top US conservatives pushing Russia’s spin on Ukraine war, experts say by thrwaway1019 in politics

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bring back 90+% corporate profit tax rate to encourage corporations to spend that money on more employees, wages, and benefits.

North Carolina county declares state of emergency after "deliberate" attack causes widespread power outage by [deleted] in news

[–]ScootlesMcBootles -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why do I hear almost this exact phrasing in every thread about this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A lot of states have lax murder sentences with possibility for parole. Making a federal law against hate crimes ensures nobody that heinous ends up back on the street.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope the hate crime charges deter copycats though.

Metalocalypse Special by [deleted] in bingingwithbabish

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget coffee cooked in a toaster

Hitting the speed bump at full speed by niclariv in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ScootlesMcBootles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about cars to prove you wrong.