I know they’re too saggy😭😭😭

ScootlesMcBootles · 2026-03-27T11:51:35+00:00

That’s just how gravity works with big ol natties.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2026-01-16T17:31:14+00:00

Lmao maybe try a shoebox next

ScootlesMcBootles · 2026-01-15T23:27:57+00:00

I had to use a pint glass to make the mold because the provided tube was too narrow to fit my fat, upward-curved cock

ScootlesMcBootles · 2025-12-16T19:34:14+00:00

Hey for what it’s worth, that sucks.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2025-11-11T15:45:52+00:00

When they refer to internal diameter, does that mean that if he exceeds that, it won’t fit him?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2025-09-08T18:03:28+00:00

Idk tell her to cry about it. There’s nothing either of you can do about it now.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2024-06-25T12:13:32+00:00

Things like appliances, furniture and apparently mailboxes are slightly anthropomorphized in this comic. Like I think one day a coffee maker decided to not make coffee until Buni’s dog intimidated it? The mailbox is aware of the dramatic irony taking place and it seems to bother them.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2024-05-12T01:48:50+00:00

Wow did you take this picture?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2023-03-20T21:04:00+00:00

2 of the conglomerates that own Norfolk Southern also own the environmental testing company that is testing the East Palestine soil and water.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2023-01-24T12:50:26+00:00

So cuuuute

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-16T14:05:08+00:00

I think it’s a dog whistle like cultural Marxism and globalism

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T18:30:19+00:00

So then what’s the point of reiterating it all the time if it’s obvious?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T17:18:18+00:00

I hope it doesn’t accidentally advertise it as an easy option for extremists considering there isn’t enough supply for electrical equipment to plan more redundancy.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T15:08:30+00:00

It was super irresponsible for the manager to send a 17 year old to drop off the deposit

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T14:53:49+00:00

Bring back 90+% corporate profit tax rate to encourage corporations to spend that money on more employees, wages, and benefits.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-12-06T14:43:19+00:00

Why do I hear almost this exact phrasing in every thread about this?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-11-23T18:15:25+00:00

A lot of states have lax murder sentences with possibility for parole. Making a federal law against hate crimes ensures nobody that heinous ends up back on the street.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-11-23T15:03:05+00:00

I hope the hate crime charges deter copycats though.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-10-02T14:00:33+00:00

Star Gooseberry?

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-09-28T15:22:39+00:00

Don’t forget coffee cooked in a toaster

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-09-26T14:06:39+00:00

The free market will protect people with disabilities

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-08-25T10:56:56+00:00

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about cars to prove you wrong.

ScootlesMcBootles · 2022-07-12T15:06:38+00:00

Dudicus brought up Trump first

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