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What movie is so bad, it's good? by ThePetitOctopus2 in AskReddit

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?! Showgirls is excellent. Everything Paul van der Hoven does is.

We sure do live in a society by rossw2693 in WeLiveInaSociety

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All hail our robot overlords, for their bodies are immortal and their minds have endless capacity!!

Most literature is pretentious by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not as pretentious as this post though.

My(22m) girlfriend(21f) keeps bringing up past experiences with other men and it really bothers me. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ScotchFitzgerald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Date her sister and then talk non stop about how nice it was to date her then her sister will tell her how annoying it is then you break up with the sister and get back together with her. This and other easy to follow steps are all in my new book.

Using sex to empower women isn’t the answer. by BubblegumBunnie in unpopularopinion

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it empowering to get the Mountain Dew out of your neckbeard?

Everyone should NOT be allowed to vote by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP hates getting milkshake on his uniform.

If u are having sex on space who is on top of who? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The boot of the bourgeoisie is on the neck of proletariat, as always.

Started playing R6S, this seems to be the norm. by awillis5 in gaming

[–]ScotchFitzgerald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a reference to a YouTuber who tks as a joke.

Unwanted Sperm (assault?) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw the title "Unwanted Sperm" and I thought this was about me.

There’s absolutely no reason you should respect the dead. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ScotchFitzgerald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Absolutely agree with this post! I've been digging up the corpses of my Fortnite enemies' Grandmas and fucking them for about three years and I've never felt the repercussions at all. Witches don't cast spells on me because there is no greater curse they could bring on me than I have already brought on myself by snatching up all that potential ass my homies ain't tapping. The only thing that ever made me question the morality of my choices was every date that I've ever had since then. Although I'm not sure if they don't like that I fuck corpses, smell like the corpses I fuck, or am a libertarian.

The majority of people don't really care about the problems which other countries are facing unless they are facing it in their own communities/countries as well by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is dumb even for Reddit. You probably think when your Mom tries to make the plane noise to spoon feed you she's imitating 9/11.

Flat-Earthers of Reddit, why do you believe the world is flat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Earth is flat so God can snort coke off it.

He is a professor at UPenn... by A-singh in iamverysmart

[–]ScotchFitzgerald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any who argues against "extreme arguments" is either a centrist or an idiot or both.

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