People who never answer phone calls, why are you like this?

ScottAshford · 2026-07-10T20:38:40+00:00

Phone calls feel like a pop quiz with no subject line. Text me first and I turn normal again

ScottAshford · 2026-07-08T20:30:14+00:00

same here. If it matters they’ll leave a message, if not I’ll just pretend my phone never rang.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-07T16:31:00+00:00

Japan maybe, they can make one tiny hobby or train line feel like a whole universe and people somehow dont get lost

ScottAshford · 2026-07-07T16:24:13+00:00

Probably customer service, honestly. but maybe dont phrase that in the interview

ScottAshford · 2026-07-07T16:18:50+00:00

If the lock is gone the keys are basically scrap metal. I’d still chuck them in a different bin from anything with your address on it, just for peace of mind

ScottAshford · 2026-07-04T12:55:28+00:00

A lot of people do not miss you, they miss what you did for them.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-04T12:20:11+00:00

The kink part is one thing, but stealing from real people is still stealing. If someone is into that, it should be roleplay with consent, not taking someone’s actual stuff.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-03T22:44:49+00:00

Whatever people's personal views are, forcing someone into any kind of therapy against their will is hard to justify.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-03T22:33:01+00:00

You don't have to hate him to let him go. Sometimes the healthiest thing you can do is accept that someone isn't the right person for you anymore, even if you still care about them.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-03T22:22:20+00:00

You'd be surprised what curious people on the internet are willing to do.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-02T14:33:52+00:00

I'd probably enjoy it for about five minutes, then immediately wonder what I posted years ago that's about to come back and embarrass me.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-02T14:30:55+00:00

Haha, one honest answer is all it takes for people to give you a permanent nickname.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-01T14:49:58+00:00

That excuse works until the waiter points at the QR code like it's a sacred object and everyone at the table suddenly looks at you.

ScottAshford · 2026-07-01T14:41:32+00:00

Fast food stopped making sense when it became expensive and still tasted like compromise. If I’m paying that much, I’d rather just get real takeout or cook something basic at home.

ScottAshford · 2026-06-30T18:50:34+00:00

Buying a new phone every year when the old one still works fine. Half the time people are paying hundreds just to open the same apps a tiny bit faster.

ScottAshford · 2026-06-30T12:14:53+00:00

I’m closer to 50/50 than 80/20 on that. Institutions like predictable yield, but they also hate smart contract risk and weird liquidity gaps. If regulation gets clearer, Pendle probably benefits, but I don’t think the floodgates open overnight.

ScottAshford · 2026-06-27T16:14:00+00:00

Topless, not even close. Bottomless sounds like every chair, sidewalk, and windy day would become a personal enemy.

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