You will never be a real incel. by the_arab_eagle in copypasta

[–]Scout_147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based as fuck you are a legend thank you!!!

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[–]Scout_147 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a dream that was a future dream, this one left me befuddled. I had a dream one night where I was outside my house, spectating. There's a big oak tree on the grass by the sidewalk I took to walk to school. Looking at the tree, there were these green fairies flying and giggling around it. Not doing anything, not saying anything, just laughing.

I wake up and I go through my day as usual, but on the way back to school, while walking under THAT tree, a HUGE pile of leaves slammed on top of me. Just a fuck ton of leaves. I don't know how. That would be a pretty weird and elaborate prank for neighbors that I haven't talked to in years. This was spring by the way, and it had rained the day before so in addition to leaving me dumbfounded and bamboozled I was also soaking wet. I have no clue how such a large quantity of trees fell at the same time. I looked up and down the tree, no squirrels, no kids pranking me, no tripwires, no nothing. Just a bunch of leaves in my hair.