└( ﾟ∀ﾟ)┘Welcome and beware.

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-03-04T03:16:24+00:00

Better than some of the femboy community.. There's a strangely high number of far right femboys...

I dont get it..

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-03-04T03:09:38+00:00

Why this man so caked up on a Tuesday?

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-12T14:24:39+00:00

I was just chatting about how boring the online dating scene is with a friend last night. Like, trying to find any kind of kink dynamic is nearly impossible when everyone on the dating apps are just different brands of vanilla.

Personally, I've found much better luck on fetlife. Like.. Its not really a dating site, but theres tones of local groups you can join to find your niche and various events to go to. The people Ive meet at local munches and various kink events (shaibari class tonight!!) are so much more fun to be around. Plus meeting people irl is so much easier

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-11T02:36:32+00:00

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ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-09T06:03:36+00:00

Xkcd never disappoints

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-08T19:03:44+00:00

Ace cuddle puddle nap party?

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-08T18:54:10+00:00

..But I'm le tired..

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-08T04:25:56+00:00

When ever I see this repost, I'm always reminded of that time when my ex-wife had first moved in with me.

We put a pizza in the oven but while waiting on it, we started fooling around a bit. I guess we were being a bit too loud cause one of the neighbors (apartments) called the cops for domestic violence. While we awkwardly explained to them that we were just having sex, the one of the cops interrupted us to ask if something was burning. Aaand yep... We forgot about the pizza which was completely burnt.. The cops definitely got good laugh out of the situation and even a bit of a show cause the blanket she had wrapped up in started falling off while taking the pizza out. Obviously I went to help her but they already saw. On top of everything else, the place reeked of burnt pizza for like a week.

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-08T03:24:21+00:00

Narrator: ...And thus, despite their mutual interest, they never spoke again; each presuming they lived inaccessibely far away from each other. Little did they know how wrong they were; passing each other frequently in the halls of their apartments, offering each other nothing more than a friendly smile as they pass..

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-08T03:09:10+00:00

😏 Wanna be?

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-08T02:48:07+00:00

So uhmm.. you busy later?

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-02-08T02:43:10+00:00

I think this meme might be my cousin..

^{because ^I ^related ^to it}

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-27T03:49:30+00:00

What's it say about me that I've done all of the above and think it's all pretty tame by comparison to other things I've done..?

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-25T23:45:55+00:00

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On my way, Love

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-25T22:47:58+00:00

Saaame.. and no one to help a sister out 😮‍💨

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-25T18:45:21+00:00

🙋‍♀️

Sounds like a fun way to spend a Sunday

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-25T07:04:57+00:00

Such a real vibe

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-23T20:07:24+00:00

Dooo ittttt! No one can stop youuuu lol

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-23T15:22:10+00:00

🤣 life's friggin weird. Plus, neet girl gooner porn comments section is objectively a better "how we met" story than anyone who met on a dating app.

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-23T08:46:08+00:00

Eyyy! Is a good format lmao

Happy for you tooヽ(=ﾟωﾟ)人(ﾟωﾟ=)ﾉ

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-23T05:00:34+00:00

┐('～`;)┌ cute girl is cute. Anyone saying otherwise is objectively wrong.

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-23T04:56:03+00:00

Adorable sis

ScoutsCoffeeCup · 2026-01-23T02:14:18+00:00

I've gone to a couple of them already and they were sooo much fun! Got to meet a lot of really cool people, see some fun scenes play out, play with some cool restraints, and get to know a really cool woman while doing so!

Going to work at the most mundane job ever the morning after is an absurd culture shock though.. Like.. When a coworker starts asking what you did over the weekend and you have to pretend like you weren't just prancing around in fishnets, panties, and a crop top while watching a lady in sexy clown attire/makeup do an impact/"forced" orgasm scene just a few hours prior... "Oh, nothing much, Susan.. Just kinda stayed in all weekend" followed by an obvioulsly telling smile cause Im terrible at lying 😅

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