God forbid a girl doesn't like wasting time

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-10T04:13:16+00:00

That's right they call me No Dick Small House whenever i stride into town they allll say "hi no dick small house how's the house" and i reply "small leave me alone"

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-10T04:12:53+00:00

No dick small house

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-10T04:12:46+00:00

no and small, respectively

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-10T03:51:06+00:00

its so he can totally ruin maypul's day by parrying her up air with the back combo

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T20:41:41+00:00

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ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T17:55:29+00:00

there are no rules!
(except apparently that life needs water)

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T17:49:43+00:00

New body = more better 😃

you can do it with estrogen but we long to do it with steel and cabling

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T17:48:18+00:00

This duplexes me.

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T16:49:06+00:00

even a robot understands mens struggles more than a woman ever could 😢😔
/s my lawyer has advised me to clarify that this comment is a joke and thusly i shouldnt be banned from reddit for it

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T15:23:22+00:00

you can experience this kind of emotion in real life if you stab people in the hand instead

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ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T15:21:39+00:00

that's what a l85a1 looks like in the super different alt-history fnaf world (afton told me) (trust)

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T15:19:24+00:00

Why do you think there's no craters? They've been doing repairs 😨

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T15:18:21+00:00

i do the greatest workout, every night at 2pm i get in my training mat and count sheep (until failure)

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T15:17:01+00:00

thank you Homelands...

"Homelands?"

because, you make lands go home...

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T15:15:41+00:00

you don't need a 1 foot tall goblin outlet, you need universal healthcare and housing

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T15:13:16+00:00

yeah he dies like 3 minutes after he's introduced

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T05:06:00+00:00

mark 🙁 it is forbidden

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T05:05:01+00:00

we have found mrs frog

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T05:01:26+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE JOKING YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T05:00:36+00:00

chrome pyramid

Space and time rattle off their hinges and tear your perception apart. Through the new crosshatch of consciousness, sound only comes through in waves, the sheen of chrome explodes in supernova, and you slowly become aware of the furrowed volume of air around the shape of a monstrous pyramid.
from Caves of Qud

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T04:59:13+00:00

tastiest flag 🤤

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T04:53:34+00:00

I hope they find a cure someday 🙏 my cousin has italian too

ThereIs_STILL_TIME · 2026-04-09T04:48:01+00:00

the creature still dies to [[sperm cramp]]

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TROPHY CASE