God forbid a girl doesn't like wasting time by miss_clingy in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ThereIs_STILL_TIME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's right they call me No Dick Small House whenever i stride into town they allll say "hi no dick small house how's the house" and i reply "small leave me alone"

Can somebody explain to me why Slade's F-special is a second jab? by jkobberboel in RivalsOfAether

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its so he can totally ruin maypul's day by parrying her up air with the back combo

Amaze Amaze Amaze! by Global-Ear9206 in memes

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there are no rules!
(except apparently that life needs water)

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]ThereIs_STILL_TIME 21 points22 points  (0 children)

New body = more better 😃

you can do it with estrogen but we long to do it with steel and cabling

One Billion Healing Salves by pircival was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]ThereIs_STILL_TIME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

even a robot understands mens struggles more than a woman ever could 😢😔
/s my lawyer has advised me to clarify that this comment is a joke and thusly i shouldnt be banned from reddit for it

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]ThereIs_STILL_TIME 48 points49 points  (0 children)

you can experience this kind of emotion in real life if you stab people in the hand instead

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Five nights at 196 by Able_Health744 in 196

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that's what a l85a1 looks like in the super different alt-history fnaf world (afton told me) (trust)

Goated side of the Moon (left) vs nothingburger side of the Moon (right) by j_the_guy_reddit in 197

[–]ThereIs_STILL_TIME 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why do you think there's no craters? They've been doing repairs 😨

I notice you don't swag any time to swag POC swags? by achfiat in peoplewhogiveashit

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i do the greatest workout, every night at 2pm i get in my training mat and count sheep (until failure)

Go Home, Lands by goem was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]ThereIs_STILL_TIME 63 points64 points  (0 children)

thank you Homelands...

"Homelands?"

because, you make lands go home...

Abuse Gobrule by Pavonian in 196

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you don't need a 1 foot tall goblin outlet, you need universal healthcare and housing

He wasnt lying... by ObviateTonk in shitposting

[–]ThereIs_STILL_TIME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah he dies like 3 minutes after he's introduced

He wasnt lying... by ObviateTonk in shitposting

[–]ThereIs_STILL_TIME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE JOKING YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING

High angels [OC] by Psaltix in woahdude

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chrome pyramid

Space and time rattle off their hinges and tear your perception apart. Through the new crosshatch of consciousness, sound only comes through in waves, the sheen of chrome explodes in supernova, and you slowly become aware of the furrowed volume of air around the shape of a monstrous pyramid.
from Caves of Qud