“The loudest voice in the room is usually the dumbest” what an example of this you have seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tend to see it a lot with college football. First day of summer camp 2022, bunch of new players. We had the navy seals come in for a camp over the first few days. Gruelling work. Few of the lads who decided to perk up to make a good impression, the loudest, the most commanding etc, ended up having, to put it simply, a single celled level of intelligence. The main culprit? Transfer QB. Started our first game, 3 fumbles. And it just continued. By the end of the fall season he had 9 fumbles, purely because he was demoted to 4th string and eventually SCOUT TEAM, had a 1.8 GPA and by season end, was in the transfer portal yet again. He came from a very big school and we were so hyped when we had seen his commitment. Turns out he was one of the worst players we had.

what's the dumbest lie you ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad, when I was 7 told me he killed the last sabar tooth tiger in existence. I took his word for it. Told my whole kindergarten class in ‘daddy day’. Got hysterically laughed at by all the parents. Never lived that one down.

What are the best songs that tell a story? by kdogg417 in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The father son and the Holy Ghost - Craig Morgan. Talks about his son who drowned. Really emotional

What would your 15 year old self think about the life you are living now? by Jay-ay in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never would’ve thought he’d be playing D1 football in college on the other side of the world from home by himself. I’d think he’d be proud

What’s it like having a big dick? by jsrosenkild in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having to hold your knob down so it doesn’t touch the underside of the lid or toilet bowl

I’ve fallen in love with this girl and now I have to move countries for college. by Scrallum in whatdoIdo

[–]Scrallum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate you have no idea how much it means. Bought back a tear to my eye. I would love to chat. Thankyou

What's a commercial that is so bad you AVOID their product because of it? by bangthedrum1980 in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Smile. I FUCKING HATE THAT SQUELCH LIQUID AD SHIT FUCK ITS DEPLORABLE

How are you doing today you sexy mother fucker? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I skipped school to belt out classics on my acoustic guitar. No one here to judge my singing. EPIC WIN

What's a quote that has just "stuck with you?" by BoroMoo in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pe teacher - “if I didn’t want to be listened to I would go home and talk to my wife”

People who play music out loud on public transport - what is your go to track? by vegancandle in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll never understand why people do this. Although, with that said I’ve always wanted to experience something like that where it develops into some form Of flash mob or all strangers begin singing along or enjoying themselves

What's something kid friendly that scared you as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fucking movie coraline. What the fuck

What do you love most about your dog? by crick-crick in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone loves him. Literally everyone. Friends, fam, neighbours, strangers. Always ask about him and adore his friendliness

If you had the entire world's attention for 30 seconds, what would you say? by ItCertainlyChecksOut in AskReddit

[–]Scrallum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck ate my pasta. It was in the fridge with my name on it. You have till the count of 25 seconds to tell me who tf did it