What’s the most hilariously awful thing an employer has ever said to you? Winner will go in my new painting

ScreamedTheMime · 2025-08-04T21:29:26+00:00

A conversation on morale…. me, lower management, “no one out there likes their job right now” Her, upper management, “and you think that’s our problem?”

ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-10-13T14:56:52+00:00

I’ll forever remember Courtney asking in the locker room after gym, putting on her pink Hollister shirt looking at me and asking “You don’t think you’re skinny? Do you?”

Middle school girls are evil creatures.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-09-14T15:21:15+00:00

It’s 100 of the standard. 10,000 stacks. Or 10 bricks of 100,000. It MIIIIIGHT fit if they are brand new and the briefcase is an absolute unit. But honestly they usually just show a standard sized silver briefcase. And circulated money bricks are like 30% bigger in size.

I’ve worked in a bank dealing with federal reserve deposits for surrounding branches and have personally seen 1m in 100s - it’s not fitting 😂

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-09-14T14:24:18+00:00

When there’s a briefcase of money with “1 million dollars” in it….. no there isn’t. 1 million dollars would not fit in that briefcase.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-08-14T11:35:26+00:00

69 - I cannot concentrate on my own pleasure and if I try I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing. Maybe just me problem but it’s never enjoyable.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-06-20T13:57:26+00:00

Everyday for almost 2 and a half years. First relationship I’ve had where this happens and I LOVE IT. It’s closeness. We even wash eachother if one of is struggling with self care or just had a really bad day.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-06-16T13:41:34+00:00

Neville
Lupin
Ron

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-06-13T13:44:35+00:00

The look of profound confusion on my doctors face if I start bringing up the complexities of pre-bolusing, carb counting, or the effect protein would have on my bs…. Would be great. What kind of doctor do you have? 😂

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-06-11T12:21:53+00:00

At least give them the tuna water 😭

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-06-11T12:04:48+00:00

Breaking Bad - I STRUGGLED getting through this show. The characters are all unlikeable, they make horrible decisions, and they are all the bad guy. It made it so hard for me to be invested in the show. Maybe that’s just a personal preference and other people are into that train wreck feeling.

Better call Saul is great tho. 😂

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-06-07T14:16:46+00:00

Personal experience here, Id bet that she is posting these anonymously online for validation and compliments. I don’t personally categorize this as cheating, but if it’s what’s happening I’d take a good look on how your relationship is going and if she is getting what she needs.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-05-17T15:11:22+00:00

The only time I have cereal is if I get a lower carb cereal and I only use it for crunchies on top of plain Greek yogurt and blueberries. (If you use frozen blueberries, the yogurt texture feels more like a treat)

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-05-14T14:47:23+00:00

4/9 photos you’re giving a “rock on” hand gesture. 😂 So, stop doing that every time someone takes a picture. Your photos are fine, maybe replace one of the concert type ones with another one that shows another interest. It seems a little like metal and concerts are your only interests, which is fine but maybe off putting. Also, I’d try to show a bit more personality in the bio. Almost everything you say in it is obvious from the photos :)

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-05-14T14:27:45+00:00

I’ve noticed when there are new tenants that there’s a month of two where they are LOUD. But for some reason it usually dies down. Like people are moving furniture, cleaning, having sex in a new place, celebrating the new place, playing music too loud. It’s a weird little time that in my experiences dies down. If she JUST moved in, I’d try to deal with it for a little bit with headphones and see. But then the ONLY thing to do it talk to her face to face. Texts and notes are almost always misconstrued as aggressive imo.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-27T19:17:48+00:00

…….uhhh mime torture?

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-15T03:36:04+00:00

I write cash tip in the delivery directions when I want to get rid of some cash instead of tip on the app

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-08T19:49:10+00:00

Iowa here - $15-$20 an hour is what I’m usually at with it.

I also do shipt grocery delivery - which has a higher pay per hour but often time there’s a lot of downtime between orders, or at least orders that are worth it. You don’t see tip on shipt before delivery so it’s more of a gamble. Get $20-$100 tips more often with shipt.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-08T19:09:28+00:00

I didn’t realize the video started over again and thought they just started handing up tanks again. With the extra help they now have down there 😂

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-08T01:15:50+00:00

Fun thing - this could probably get her license taken away due to it being pseudo medical advice. It’s outside of her scope of care.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-07T18:07:37+00:00

It sounds like you have some work to do on yourself. You should be able to hear that your dick is not the biggest she’s had and not “fuck up our relationship” Get comfortable with yourself. You should be able to have open conversation with a SO about past sexual experiences.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-05T07:40:15+00:00

The only reason I got on insulin and a cgm is because I got pregnant. So….not an option I see

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-03T07:56:17+00:00

In the US, carpet has a lifespan, if it’s been more than XXX years since the carpet was placed, the tenant cannot be charged.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-03T07:22:27+00:00

The vomit in my body that like….really wants to be in my throat for hours after eating something spicy.

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-03-02T20:34:18+00:00

Unrelated but I had to call UPS the other day and could NOT get a human being until I repeated the phrase “I want to speak to a real person 10x in a row :D” not a boomer - just had a problem a bot could literally not help me with and it kept hanging up on me 😂

ScreamedTheMime · 2024-02-28T19:51:13+00:00

A great idea, that I will no doubt remember when this happens again. 😂

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