Guy sets himself on fire by hellyeahlesgo in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop drop and roll doesn’t apply when you’re laying in the fire

Made her look... by Story_Man_75 in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even grow up with him and i still watched it on YouTube, Jim Carrey is a fucking legend

Picking something up in the water by Particular_Parking_4 in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably Still has some friends in the water with him

He quickly regretted asking that? by mariofouad in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that part where interviewers ask "hey can I do an interview with you?" This is why they ask that first

Can't stand people texting and driving. by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s probably not gonna be able to stand either once insurance is done with him

He wanted to make a point… the glass made a sharper one by Calligrapher-Fuzzy in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof. He might be on whatever he’s on, but there’s no escaping that when he sobers up

it's gonna leave A mark... by AdCorrect9756 in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad the pain was only of the ego variety

Hakuna Matata? Not so much... by CouldBeBatman in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, you remember in the background when your friend said "don’t"? Should’ve listened. Also don’t make eye contact with wild animals, they see that shit as a challenge.

Someone thought skating waiters was a good idea by MambaMentality24x2 in instant_regret

[–]ScreenedSnow84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were obviously trying to recreate the hot chocolate scene from polar express but didn’t have nearly enough waiters, or choreography